Nightly News
Male anchor: "Over the last month, some enterprising individuals out there in the city have turned an entire car of the city Skytrain into a fully operational crystal meth lab.
Police have tried to apprehend this not so clandestine illegal operation but have been so focused on their program of catching fare evaders that they have so far failed to arrest the perpetrators of this large scale drug operation.
Mc SkyTrain Gyver: Military looking guy in Sunglasses over a satellite feed television. "MacGyver, we have to move ten thousand tons of supplies between two towns in a month but it has to be done overland because there is no place to land any airplanes."
MacGyver narrates: "I go into a local scrap yard. I get some metal for tracks. For the middle of the tracks I find some
magnetic metals like iron nickel and cobalt. Since there are differing supplies, unlike for a regular Skytrain track which uses just one metal, I use all of them! That would of course make the Skytrain slow down and speed up at some places! I use an electric current which I hooked a local energy generator at one end for the charge and at the other end for the ground, I just connected a wire from the end of the track to the, well, ground."
Eventually MacGyver makes a complete monorail between two towns using parts he found at a scrap yard.
McGyver has to make poison darts. There are no toxins close at hand. MacGyver goes and turns a local bush behind a tree into an impromptu outhouse and uses his own, uh, colonic extrusions or else intestinal discharges as the needed deadly toxin and fires it into some enemy hunters who happen to be approaching: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHgfOYUWVCY&feature=relmfu
Final Skit: Sign outside of window: Skytrain and MacGyver Barristers and Solicitors. Attorneys at Law.
