Smurfs Village 2 Primary Upgrade

Saturday, April 6, 2019. Joker, Arkham Asylum, my new look.

Smurfs Magical Meadow. Smurfettes cottage. Monday, March 25, 2019

Smurfs Village. Tuesday, March 26, 2019. I am an animated cartoonist. Everybody knows this.

On April 25, 2019, Police Smurf will no longer be available for purchase. So get yours before then.

Smurfs Village. Halloween. Can you spot the ghost? It's perched at a very perspicacious place.

History Channel Ancient Aliens. This is my Ancient Egyptian pyramid village. I saw a scary YouTube video. The images were scary. The pyramids were supposedly submerged under water and the Sphinx too at one time.
As you can see, the 2nd tier of the pyramid is nearly completed.

I found a microwave oven in the street. It was newer than the one I got now. However I was already carrying around  some food including a cabbage roll, SCTV, cabbage rolls and coffee. As well as my scooter. The microwave was a white coloured Danby brand. I didn't carry it back. It's almost a mile away and weighs about 60 pounds. What if it was broken. It didn't look broken. I think now, somebody else already scooped it up. I'm not walking a mile  carrying a 60 pound microwave oven. Does it work? Who knows?

In Turkey, money launderers are known as smurfs. Rumors are, that there is an enclave in the city of Ankara known as "the smurf's village" where all the money launderers are located. Turkey's Minister has denied that there is a smurf's village.

Smurfs Village.

Smurfs Magical Meadow. Smurfette Festive Arch and Haunted Mansion with Spooky Tree. I saw Pet Sematary on Friday, April 5. It was very very very good.

Re: Women's dress code at BC Legislature. The right to bare arms. That's enshrind in the US Constitution, the second amendment. Or else, Sleeveless in a town near Seattle? Anyways, what is this, 1915? In olden days a glimpse of stocking was simply shocking but goodness knows, anything goes? Brazen hussies? I think not. I didn't know that in this day and age they are that sartorially particular what with all over body tattoos and multiple earrings having become mainstream.
"Wonder Woman Lesson Five. There will be many people in life who criticize you for clothing choices. They will call you underdressed or overdressed or even poorly dressed if their sense of style is drastically different than your own. Just ignore what they say. Or better yet, throw a tiara at them."

There are such debates North of the 49th parallel because the weather in most of Canada is half assed shit. This debate is largely climate driven. They have to have bare arms in the South for survival. There, it would cut down the risk of heat stroke, heat exhaustion. Climate forms culture. In most tropical so called 3rd world countries, they're farming all 12 months of the year. They have a longer growing season. In Canada, farming shuts down for 4 - 6 months a year. And they're the 3rd world country? University: 4 more years of Nationalist based propaganda and more culturally enforced memes and strange hegemonies.
Update: Policy revamped. Ladies at the Legislature can now go it bare sleeved.


Medical officers are concerned since some people at a hospital waiting room might have been exposed to measles. They are looking for those people. Don't worry. In a few days, they'll come to you. You don't have to worry about looking for them. Otherwise, you couldn't miss them on the streets. Unless they decide to stay home and self medicate with heroin. Heroin? Heroin? The diseasles of measles. Edgar Allen Poe; The Masque of Red Death.

Smurfs Village. The beach. Night time. Two security guards.

There is a supposed time Traveller named Jason Quitt. The Daily Star in England wrote an article about him. Is this for real? I'll have a listen. I seriously doubt it. Only subatomic things can travel through time. Either there's glitches in this dimension and there's glitches in the other all holographic teleportation dimension as well. Or else this entire atomic dimension is a glitch of that subatomic dimension. Atomicality or atomicness is a glitch of the perfect pristine dimensional state of subatomicality or subatomicness. A valuable glitch that the spirit world aka the other and holographic dimension uses. A pearl is a glitch of an oyster. A valuable incense comes from a rotting tree wood. These are valuable glitches that we use. The Universe could be that grit of sand in a much larger oyster of a subatomic Universe that enshrouds it, like a veil. You know, I visited Bridal Veil falls in Harrison Hot Springs a few years ago.
Anyways the time traveler utilizes this interdimensional glitch rather than an efficiency of the space time continuum.
Entropy.
"Are you doing that to boil out the impurities?" "What are you talking about? The whole thing's an impurity." Nat Geo, Meth in Montana
"Are there glitches in this dimension?" "What are you talking about? This whole dimension's a glitch."


The irony of a place called Brunei, Brown Eye, about to enact a serious law that would put all gay people to death. Anyone there who is gay ought to leave immediately. On a rhetorical level, if a place would do that to them, they are better off dead than to live in such a world. Sure that day would be interesting and educational, but it would soon be gotten over with. Then, they'd be in the catbird's seat or in their case, the cockbird's seat. A gay person who is Honourable and treats all those he contacts with honour and respect is better than a heterosexual man who is lewd and crass with women and slaps them around all the time. George Clooney has called for a boycott of hotels. There are lots of people whose lifestyle is different from mine. However I certainly don't think they should be put to death because of that. Far from it. I envy my friends who died years ago. In some ways, life has gotten worse since they died. Needless to say, anyone who is gay would be better to put a moratorium on any travel plans there. I never thought that Brunei would do that. It just goes to show, just when you thought you knew someone... Even if one person was killed there just for being gay, is one too much.
The problem that gay people have in Brunei isn't who they are or what they did but because of where they are. Location, location, location. Things about them that cause opprobrium in one place are lauded in another place. In Brunei, they are resented. In San Francisco, they'd be celebrated. Go to where you are celebrated, not to places where you are merely tolerated; just another colourful character that amuses them when they're in the mood. Vote with your feet.
It is also ironic that a rugby player would be making homophobic tweets. If you switch the letters b and r around in rugby, you get bugry. An Australian rugby player got sacked after homophobic tweets. If someone is different than you, why attack them because of that? They mind their own business and so you should mind your own business too. Don't worry about gay people or any other people who are different in some way, be it race, religion or gender. You worry about yourself.
Another rugby player wrote something like, be the best you, whoever you is, hell doesnt await you. Happiness awaits, in response. Gareth Thomas, the soccer player who wrote this is a Saint.
Update: May 2019. Reprieved. No death penalty for gay people in Brunei.


There used to be genuine in-game built-in cheats, tips, secrets for PSP, GBA, and DS games. The only cheats for tablet app games is to go to some hacking website where you got to register. But all apps say in their disclaimer, the use of hacking websites, if such algorithms are detected will result in account removal. Yet there is YouTube video after YouTube video of people using these back websites, or how else could so many people have a million smurfberries in their account? I don't care. The honeymoon period for apps lasts about five months. After that, you get app burn out. When that happens, I uninstall the app. Apps realize this and some may actually sense you losing interest and send you notifications of prizes awarded to get you back. This happened to me lots. And it works, for the most part when it comes to keeping me hooked in to the game. To paraphrase, one town looks like every other when your head's bent down over your android tablet, brother.

Smurfs Village. Monday, April 1, 2019

Smurfs Magical Meadow. April 1, 2019


I don't ever want to be a father. I'd rather give up on life altogether. Did I ever in all the years some of you have known me, ever say that I ever wanted to be a father even in the slightest? Uh, ...no. I come from a shit family line. Why would I want to do them any favours through extending it with grandchildren? The future is bleak. A YouTube video, Time lapse of the Future, A journey to the end of time. The age of stars, is billions of years. In the future, according to this asshole video, there will be an age measured in trillions upon trillions of years where the Universe will be shrouded in darkness, no stars, only Black Holes. Residual surviving intelligent life may seek to live near these black holes as they are reliable energy sources. The time the Universe supports any life is .00000000000001% of its existence. In other words, the Universe, like the vast majority of towns on Earth, is a backwater, basically, a dead holes. All human futures are rendered null and void next to this. But this video was made from someone of a species who can see only 3 colours. A mantis shrimp can see twelve colours. The video is just furtive suppositions from someone with only 150 IQ vs an entity that might have 450 IQ. The video is bullshit. Who knows what will happen in the future?
That's not what the East Indians taught. They taught that Universes are born, die and are reborn again and again. The in-breathing and the out-breathing of the Universe. They used terms like kalpa and kali yuga in talking about the age of Universes. There isn't just one Universe which fizzles out and dies forever. That video is fucked.


I'm nearly 50 years old. In Shakespeare's time, anyone my age who fucked up their life as much as I did would have the self decency to just die. Like Ewan MacGregor said in Trainspotting 2, I got to live another 30 years? I don't want to be a father. I give up on life so why not just cut out the middle man and I just die like my friend Mark Roy did. Snarky Marky. He seems to be in the catbird's seat in the afterlife with a better, more snarkier set of physics to go with his snarky self. "Yeah, that's right! Just start flap flapping away!" He yelled at me one time in a dream as I was flapping my arms getting ready to fly away, as one can do in the Dreamworld. I envy his death. He fucked up his life but at least he got a chance to lean into the strike zone and take one for the team. I wish I had that chance. I often wish that I had died years ago. Mark Roy didn't come up with nearly half the answers to life that I did, yeat he got an early reprieve. I wish I got an early reprieve. Life sucks. And I give up on it.
Every day, I'm looking at a website about Vancouver. Not one day passes where I don't. That's me telling myself that I want to leave. I'd like to leave! Imagine the indignity of some backwater that wants to co-opt you. A fishbowl existence could drive anyone to suicide. I used to live in big cities. I traded Vancouver and Bangkok for Dawson Creek and Victoria? I must be brain dead. I often think of giving up on life. My life still sucks. To this day. That's what drives me to think of getting a heroin connection or else just leaving town. The suckfullness hasn't gone on long enough. It has to go on longer. The demons in ones life are different for different people and they form small black circles. The large circle however is the same for everyone and that's the circle of death that surrounds the circle of life. If my life sucks, I have to either leave town or just give up on life and end it altogether. Life is a shitty app. Uninstall the app.
If there was a suicide booth like in Futurama, I would use that. In a lot of ways, I've given up on life.
Last night I thought again, if anyone wants to call my bluff, send me 4 papers of heroin, then we'll find out together whether I do it or not. If I saw into a crystal ball, if the rest of my life was still all loser, would I still want life? I would say no. I'm moving maybe next year. I have no future in this town. The future looks unpromising for me in this town. I thought I was going to score with a really nice lady, a lady in her thirties but who still looks like she might be in college, or else a stripper. Otherwise, life has lost all it's magic for me and I wouldnt be interested in living. I need to find a college girl, White or European. I see a lot of Oriental guys who are ugly as sin, yet they are with the hottest college girls. I'd rather be dead than envious and when I see that I'm ready to die on the spot. It's n easy fix. Either I have to go to a other country, maybe even Poland or Slovenia if I have to. I need to find a hot college girl, blonde or red haired with long flowing straight hair or else tied in braids. Porno braids. If I am not to have that, why not send me 4 papers of heroin, because at that point, I'd throw my life away. I wouldnt be interested in living at that point. The other day, I searched Google maps street view for Lord of the Rings museum. I saw a hot blonde lady. Then I saw a Chinese guy and he was holding hands with a hot red haired college girl. Wearing red. The envy I felt. The other day I was in the line up for Pet Sematary. Then in walks an ugly Chinese guy with a hot college girl. I could've died right there on the fucking spot! Easy fix, move to another country or else overdose on heroin and die, just give up on life altogether. One time, a few years ago, I saw a Chinese guy with a college girl. I yelled at them, "How come you can score with a hot lady like that and I can't? I good looking, I'm talented!" They smiled at me and walked away. If I saw the Angel of death, I would say, "Take me with you." All death is accompanied with anaphylactic shock. Death is shock, passing out, falling asleep, and waking up in dream land. At the time, one might think they were in their own bed falling asleep. I have to move to Vancouver this year or next. Then move to England or Thailand. If things don't work, then I will have to get some heroin and overdose. My fat, old, and not a hot college girl girlfriend said that I shouldn't kill myself, the future is uncertain and there are always good unexpected surprises.
I googled how to deal with embarrassing memories. There was a website, 10 ways to. One of the sentences on that website was, "I am not who I think I am. I am not who you think I am. But I am who I think you think I am." So there's that.

Smurf's Village. Wednesday, April 3, 2019. Dentist Smurfs Hut. Tourist Smurfs hut.
Just like with the bowling balls in the Back to the Future video game; oh yeah, I remember that scene in the movie where Marty was on his skateboard dodging bowling balls. In all the years I known about the Smurfs and even drawn them as I'm an artist, never did I ever remember them with teeth. Is teeth something the Smurfs were ever known for having? I was under the impression that Smurfs are edentulous. The dentist hut is extraneous, superfluous, irrelevant. But I got it anyways. I had to pay money for it.

Smurfs Village. 3 of the other solar systems on the hill representing zeta reticuli, plaiedes and dracos. As well, a smurfy Chinese restaurant still under construction. "Uh, this magnificent feast represents the last of the petty cash." Ghostbusters

History Channel. Ancient Aliens.

Smurfs Village. Dentist Smurf Hut. Thursday, April 4, 2019


My hotel has free cable. However the cable is being truncated. I'm losing at least two channels that matter to me. Or do they? One is channel 35 BBC. It covers stories about the 4th world. Rarefied locales like Kenya or Uganda or Zimbabwe. I don't know if that was ever a priority for me. Then it's talk about Brexit which is slated to be extended indefinitely as the next extension with get a brextension and that one will also get another brextension on top of that. Or else channel 47 AMC will also be abrogated. That channel has The Walking Dead. I guess I can get that the next day on AMC dot com along with Better Call Saul, Fear the Walking Dead, Preacher, Into the Badlands. The landlord said I could get the individual channels with the cable company at $2/ month or thereabouts. Maybe they won't cancel it for me as I got a digital cable box which is one level higher than most people in my hotel who have the ordinary cable box. Plus I got a wireless modem from the cable company for my tablets as well. Maybe I can still have BBC replete with their stories about the 4th world and Brexit. And channel 47 with it's plethora of spectaculars.
Brexit delayed yet again. What were the chances of that?

Smurfs Magical Meadow. Haunted Mansion. Sunday, April 7, 2019

Smurfs Village. Elite Mansion. Sunday, April 7, 2019

The Alien. Much larger than the one I had in Dawson Creek which was the one that came with a UFO. That one isn't available for shipping to Canada on Amazon.

Swoof Planet. Smurfs Village.

Smurfs Magical Meadow. Haunted House with lots of goldfish tanks. These tanks generate coins. They're money makers. Last picture in this posting.

Smurfs Village my progress

This is my progress on Smurfs Village.

March 7, 2019:

These images are from March 7, 2019. Smurfs Village.

These above photos are from Smurfs Magical Meadow. The thing is, to get the diorama looking like the featured display exhibit worlds will take time. Years. Maybe then the app will be shut down to be replaced with a better one. Or else it takes $$$$. An online tourist trap app. Pay to play. The exhibit worlds are ones the app developer themselves did and with their own in house unlimited access to resources.

This is from History Channel Ancient Aliens. I got from Google Play a refund for iridium units. As you can see, the first tier of the pyramid is complete. The real pyramid was hollowed out in a certain way with a basement level. To say that the Egyptians built that in 20 years with some primitive tools is bullshit. They lied to us big time. The pyramid was a power plant more powerful than the Tesla tower Tesla tried to build. Lies. Lies. Lies.

Yeah well, to get to this level, takes money and time. The above photos are from Smurfs Village from Bongfish Games.

These above photos are from Smurfs Magical Meadow. Soon, I will add 3 night photos of my villages so far and a few professional featured diorama night photos. Visually spectacular. Mind blowing.

Challenges too time consuming. Huts, decorations, greenery, etc too expensive. This is Smurfs which is a brand name. I need to find a similar app, no name or one not brand name which means less time consuming challenges or really easy and inexpensive to get lots of decor, topiary, structures, etc.

Smurf's Village. Sunday, March 10, 2019

 Smurf's Magic Meadow

Smurf's Village.
The above pictures taken on Monday, March 11, 2019. On Smurf's Village, on the Jokey's sleigh and the pumpkin hut prize, don't press too much or too fast. It's tempting to want to get as many prizes as you can but as soon as the exploded Jokey prize appears, you have to pause, then press the center of it. Pressing anywhere else will make you lose the prize. I lost at least two prizes this way. I got the Smurfette hut finally and will, one of these days, get the airport and the airplanes. The game utterly surpasses all expectations. The planes, once you get them, fly all the time, animated. And the rocket ship actually takes you to another world! I like this one more than Magic Meadow. Their land expansions are too expensive and too skimpy. You just get a bit of land extended for all that price, all those red acorns. Actually, if you wait, play every day, eventually the app will give you all for free. The app wants to. The developers, once they publish the Smurf villages, it would make a great coffee table book. Smurf's Village is a desert island app. It's a have with me to the rest of my days app. On Smurf's Village, I'm going for the elite mansion for $30.99. It's an investment. Investmentsitos. It rewards a 'tremendous' amount of XP, about 75,000 a day. On Magic Meadow, I'm going for the 700 red acorns at the price of $27.77 for a few land expansions. In this game, that would be 5 out of what, 75 land expansions? I don't know about Magic Meadow.
"When I look at my farm, I see a legacy. I see investment." Co-Op ad. When I look at your farm, I see depression, alcoholism, a secret meth lab and incest. That's just projection, except for the depression part. I don't get depressed that often.  Just joking!
I forgot to mention, I got the farmers hut in Smurfs Village app.

Thursday, March 14, 2019. I built an airport with 2 flying planes. You can see the white owl. I am so proud that I got the white owl. The owl is a Universal death omen. I've given up on life. Getting the white owl shows the Universe my intention that much more clearly. If I see the angel of death, I'd say the 4 magic words, "Take me with you."
Is an owl that much of a death omen? Hedwig the owl appears in the Harry Potter stories. There are people who lived with owls for decades at owl sanctuaries. They never died. The Owl is also a symbol of wisdom.

Thursday, March 14, 2019
Smurfette photobombed the last picture. Nice.

Smurf's Magic Meadow. Friday, March 15, 2019. Without the airplanes, the rocketship to another dimension, the other island, the animal sanctuary, the time travel portal TARDIS world, its kind of anemic next to that. However the graphics are more developed, texturalized in a pastel charcoal painterly way. The lighting at night, is very beautiful. I think Smurfs Village is more for guys and Smurfs Magic Meadow is more for girls. I did get a fishbowl for each cat. The orange one reminds me of Ginger. The black one reminds me of Herbessa. Also the White ladies and the Asian and Native ladies I had sex with over the years. My luck is the shits in this town. I had more women in other towns. I have to leave.
My luck with women is so shits in this town that when I was walking down the street, I thought a group of people were talking about me and saying, "Gay." and "Fag." Don't ever lose that imagination. That's funny but that doesn't make sense. Why would someone who is gay stay in this town when Vancouver is literally one thousand times as fun. Next to Vancouver, for fags, this town is a dead hole.
"You left San Francisco to come to Michigan? Are you fucking brain dead?" The Five Year Engagement
They have Vancouver to choose from but would opt for Victoria? Bizarre.


For normal guys such as me who like women, still, Vancouver is a hundred times as fun. There are people I hate there, but the last time I saw them was 17 years ago. It could be likened to, if this was 1980, the last time I saw them was in 1964. Pro rate it to that. I would be willing to mull over moving back to Dawson Creek. I think I was luckier with women there. I had women who I had actual passion with. I have a girlfriend now, but there's no passion. Just pure friendship.

Who knows, in 17 weeks I could already be out of here. 2 stories. May 2000, my friend plans a trip for me to go to Thailand. I leave on August 1st, 2000. Before that I had no idea and that was a 17 week period. Another story. January 1, 2011. I had absolutely no idea that on March 1st I'd be flying on an airplane to Vancouver, never to return. Hopefully never. I hope I leave this town one day but who knows, this could be one of those 17 week periods.

I'm getting a dark haired Smurfette for Smurfs Village.  Finally I got one.  15 Smurfberries later.


Bad news. I tried to get the beaver dam. I had enough Smurfberries but couldn't place it on the map. Blue means placeable, red means unplaceable. The beaver dam keeps up coming red. I think they're conspiring against me. I got other things instead.

I am so upset about the shooting at 2 mosques in Christchurch New Zealand. All of the Muslims I ever met have been very kind and thoughtful people. The Muslims I met in Thailand at Hua Mak and Nong Jok and  Meanburi district, and Cha Choeng Sao districts of Thailand were very honorable and exemplary people. Whoever did this must be extremely psychologically disturbed to say the least. The ignorance of fools endures. I wish Muslim people the best in life. Indeed I wish that to all people. Some people I might avoid if I'm unsure about them but I wouldn't harm them even for a million dollars.
When I was in Thailand, I was an English teacher. In Canada, dishwasher, welfare. I made cartoons but shit system derived from shit physics, and a shit species, means I never got any money for it. I have to leave and go back to Asia. The heroin is cheaper and more pure there. If my life doesn't work out there at least I could score some heroin without much difficulty. My Thai friend said to me, "If you can speak English in Canada, you're not important. If you can speak English here, you're important."
I don't name people I don't like as an act of derision. They will be nameless. The killer in the New Zealand massacre with a Quentin Tarantino like name, is going to represent himself in court. "The man who represents himself has a fool for a counsel."
Let's talk about gun control. Why not? Tonight is energy drink night for me. Conspiracy theorists would say black flag operation faster than you can say febrile imagination. The NRA has slogans like "Whenever there is a shooting they always want to take the guns away from those who didn't do the shooting." and "would you feel safe in a society where only the Police and the military have the guns?" as in "We rule you. We fool you. We shoot at you. We school you. We eat for you. We work for all." The Police have training and accountability. Whenever a Police Officer uses a gun, they have to write a report. Does the average citizen have to do that? No.
Citizen: "Don't forget the long gun registry."
PM Stephen Harper: "No....."
PM Harper typical of a politician with Machiavellian ways was probably also saying, "No.... You shouldn't be asking me that right now."
Anyways, a locked door only keeps honest people honest. Gun laws do nothing if someone is a criminal or nut. They could get a Saturday night special at the pool hall or order one from the dark net. In the States it's easier to get a gun license than a food truck license. There is the 2nd Amendment in the States. The Right to bear arms. But they don't got that in New Zealand. In Canada, if every citizen had a gun, they'd give their government's military more of a run for their money than if every citizen  in the States had a gun. The States has ten times the population of Canada, but their military is a thousand times as powerful. Canada has no nuclear missiles. The States has a few thousand.
"Not as clumsy or random as a blaster. It's an elegant weapon from a more civilized age." I prefer swords to guns anyways.
The States has the Castle Law. If someone enters your home and you feel threatened, you have the right to use deadly force. Only later you have to say that you genuinely thought the person had a weapon and was going to kill you. If you don't say that or say that you were unsure, then you're fucked.
I'd like to see only responsible people have guns and not any crazy and or criminal people. Sure, that's the ideal. But could that ever be the reality? When it comes to dealing with the physics of this dimension, one that involves pain and where one could be threatened with physical death like the sword of Damocles hanging over them at all towns, nobody wins and every town is a loser town. Speak for yourself!
I would like to see a World where no one has any guns. That doesn't work in this world with it's ghastly wretched set of physics because unlike the afterlife and or dream dimension, where guns are useless or redundant because there, when one gets shot with a gun, all they feel is a slight sharp momentary pinch otherwise they go on existing.

The Boeing 737 should be recalled like they recall models of cars. Nuff said. Quite a few Canadians died in that crash and there was a blackout for half an hour in my town on the day the News broke.

College scam? College is useless to me. I'm into older women and I have attention deficit. Most people do. Know in advance if you have attention deficit disorder and avoid colleges at all costs. The Prof in study hall talks on and on and thanks to the ADD, you might get one sentence in a hundred. If lucky. Ergo, waste of time. Waste of money. You learn more travelling to other countries anyways. Travel is better than the institutionalization of academic education.

The dark haired Smurfette.

I was thinking about getting a Malaysian sun bear but then I thought, oh yeah, right. I remember Malaysian sun bears on the Smurfs cartoons. So much so they're practically synonymous. Uh, no. However I will get one. I thought of getting two but what is this. Noah's Ark?
As well, a picture of the two Smurfettes, the dark haired one and the blonde Smurfette that, as it seems, has photobombed me again.

Friday, March 15, 2019


The Internet keeps pumping out these minutia News stories about Star Wars. I never look at it. Much ado about nothing. Disney's weird arbitrary bullshit star wars and George Lucas Journal of the Whills STAR WARS are two different things, even with a retcon of the weird arbitrary bullshit. Just like Xizor. When I first saw the trailer for The Phantom Menace in 1999, I thought Darth Maul was Xizor. That name is a corruption of the name Zoser who was one of the early Kings of Egypt. The devil to Disney's star wars. Remember I said that I'd rather die of a heroin overdose than to watch The Last Jedi again. I'd rather die of a heroin overdose than to work at the Library but as it works out, the feeling is mutual. They'd never hire me and that's good for me!
STAR WARS and Superman share a connected Universe as the green Khyber crystal is kryptonite.

In fact, when applying for a job, during the interview, be sure to say this phrase, "I need to shoot heroin a minimum of three times a day." After that, the job is yours.

Actually, I love that library. The oftentimes naive one is me, not them. "You'll never know how much I love you if you don't know now." The Shape of Water
I learned a lot from watching movies that I quote all the time. It's nice that you can go to the library and borrow books for free.

I would still be willing to make a cartoon. To conflate the Leprechaun story with the time travel story. However, I need inspiration. Women have the power to inspire me. My luck in Dawson Creek was better. Anyways, life is full of surprises as Bytes in the movie The Elephant Man said. My luck with women in this town was pretty good too. If I meet a beautiful lady, other than my girlfriend, and have some good times with her, then I will have attained the inspiration to do a cartoon. With my luck, it could be months away but I always seem to score at least somewhat with women in every town I ever went to. "He goes to new and different places and somehow always emerges stronger." Stiffler, American Pie

Too bad I'm all tapped out on St Patrick's Day. I wanted a McDonalds shamrock shake Unlike a lot of minty treats, the shamrock shake has not a bitter aftertaste but a sweet aftertaste.

I will never get a blu ray ever again. They don't work half the time on my 2 Blu Ray machines now. One a regular, the other a 4k Blu Ray player. Especially the library ones which again is one less reason to go there. That's a gimmick to get people to get new machines. It's called planned obsolescence. I tried updating one of my past blu ray machines when it happened before on another machine. It made the problem worse. Updating machines is bullshit. The idea is the Blu Ray has a code that changes again and again periodically kind of like some of the menu items at the brasserie that is McDonalds or Madonna's wardrobe. You have to update to get the new code. Well that's bullshit. There is no such code on DVDs. Besides, it's called upscaling. The blu ray machines upscale DVDs to 1080p or 4k depending on the machine. Luddites think like this. The more complex the machines, the more problems.
You have to get a new Blu Ray player once every 2 years. There's no way around it. It's called planned obsolescence. My Blu Ray player plays some Blu rays well, some well until it freezes somewhere in the middle and some not at all. They play all DVDs well. I'm not selling my Blu rays that don't work well. I'll have to get a new machine next month for the same price as what I was going to get which is a Teledyne waterpik water flosser. Get the big one with the tank and the 10 speed adjustable settings for $74, rather than the $42 one with no tank and just 2 speeds. A new LG Blu Ray player would cost about $79. I get the Blu Ray player next month and the water flosser the month after. I was also planning to get some Giorgio Beverly Hills cologne for $52 but that will have to wait until summer.
On Thursday, April 4th, I updated my Sony Blu Ray player and my Samsung 4K Blu Ray player. It works better than ever before! The improvement is noticeable.

I got an app called Akinator. It reads your mind. I tried it and it works. Think of a character. I thought of Sherlock Holmes. Using under 20 questions, it correctly guessed my thought! This app uses an algorithm of deductive dichotomous key type of system of questions that probably someone with an IQ of 180 designed. The second one was Smurfette. The app Akinator got it right again! What's scary is that apps can observe ones behaviour without the basis of asking questions and based on what one goes for and avoids that machine could find out things about your life through a powerful and profound methodology of inference. Like a master of inference. The machine isn't performing true clairvoyance or telepathy as it is performing a syllogistic type of inference. Syllogisms.
"You never lick. You bite straight to the creamy chocolate center of the Tootsie Pop." Ready Player One
The questions Akinator asks bite straight to the creamy chocolate center of the Tootsie Pop, so to speak.
I think the Police might use a similar algorithm to solve crimes. Probably have been for a long time.

Warning. If you get frozen trees on Smurf's Magical Meadows like I did , once placed they can not be moved again nor removed. Forums have been written about this online. I can work with that!

Smurfs Magical Meadows Tuesday, March 19, 2019

Smurfs Magical Meadows. Wednesday, March 20, 2019



Hockey teams have a ratings sum number which is the total of all points at the end of a regular season before playoffs. 2 points for a win, 1 point for a win, 0 points for a loss and all of that is per game. The 16 teams with the most points makes the playoffs.
Apps might have a similar ratings system. 3 points for installed and never uninstalled. 2 points for uninstalled and then reinstalled. 1 point for installed and then uninstalled. And then 0 points for never installed. But this isn't static and would always fluctuate. A 3 could become a 1 and then later a 2 and then back to 1 again, but a three could never be a zero. A 1 could become a 2 but never a 3. A zero could become a 3 but a 3 could never be a zero. I have always wondered what my favorite apps would rate if such a system existed. Of course there is no true view count with YouTube videos. File sharing has killed the bottom line. But you get a truer reflection with apps because one has to go more out of their way to download an app than they do to watch a YouTube video. Downloading an app leaves more of a definite electronic signature.
This may not be accurate. A person could install an app and just about never play it. Solitaire. Or one could install an app and play it lots before uninstalling it. Walking Dead Road to Survival. Looney Tunes World of Mayhem.
"The music industry is a long narrow hallway full of pimps and thieves." Hunter S Thompson
Ergo, uploading videos to YouTube is more a waste of time than anything else.


"I'm talking to the wrong person." "Who would be the right person?" The Falcon and the Snowman
I'm in the wrong town? Which would be the right town? The bigger the town on lives in, on average, the bigger the YouTube view count. My blog gets no comments at all. I got a mean comment and reported it to the RCMP. Since then I disabled the comments. I don't like owning nor do I often use phones. Comments is a sublimated form of phone calls. Most people I'm talked to on the internet are phantoms. They are people who live in countries far away whom I never have nor as it will turn out, never will meet. Would comments from people like that ever be a priority?
My life is getting increasingly mindless. I used to read novels often. Now it's never. Then it was watching blu rays and playing video games. But those video games involved mind challenges or battles. Now it's video games without even battles. Just farming; planting, waiting, harvesting, so I can get the next item for the diorama.

Smurfs Village. Lazy's Cabin.

Smurfs Village. Elite Mansion perched atop my Hong Kong set up including the hill, tall buildings and a yellow roofed Buddhist temple. When placing the foliage around the elite mansion to prepare the elite mansion for this photograph in fact, I accidentally found the secret entrance to Smurfettes lost village! That's Smurfy serendipity. The Hong Kong set up is still as of yet incomplete. I need about 8 more tall buildings. As you can see, I got the teleporter! It actually works! I get teleported to a strange smurfy realm.

Smurfy Police station next to the airport. I painted the roof black so it resembles the Drew the 60s, the Drew the 70s. It has an offworld resonance, I thought.

Smurfs Magical Meadow. Upgraded Smurfette cabin. These upgrades are pricey. I spent $40 on red acorns for upgrades, land expansions etc. Above photos. Friday, March 22, 2019



In the movie First Man starring Ryan Rowling, there was a space rocket called Agena. That's just one letter, V, away from the word vagina. It's good to know that even back in the 60s, the people at NASA were thinking on their feet at all times.

Smurfs Village. Rocket ship. Saturday, March 23, 2019
"Rocket. I'm taking a rocket. I'm taking a rocket ship into outer space, to save the human race. It's my way or the old space highway." Tracy Jones, SNL

Say what I want about crackers but it wasn't crackers who took me from the land of my birth and people to bring me to some sterilized Western shithole, and then never gave me my birth certificate. My siblings have these things I don't have, living mother, they were raised in the land of their birth and they have their birth certificates. Me, mother dead, displaced, and no birth certificate. The hidden corollary of all my problems is that they are relevant as long as I'm alive. If I die, it'd be irrelevant. If I die, I will no longer be a member of that family, not even on an ostensible level. All problems form small incidental circles within the somewhat larger circle of life and then the much larger death which surrounds the circle of life. If I died years ago, I would drop my problems, my life problems would be like a pile of clothes I dropped and then walked away from. You do feel that in an out of body near death experience. It was quick and subtle but in the new Pet Sematary, the zombie girl drops the mask on the floor and walks towards the mother symbolizing that the girl dropped that old essence, the previous entirety that the mother knew as her daughter, that's done, that's dead. And what's walking towards her is something else completely! How Hollywood gets a lot of these ghost movies right in the little details is astounding. After watching The Walking Dead with it's Aida-like cast of thousands, the merely two zombies in PS seems like an incidental after thought. A hiccup or a burp next to the reading of the riot act that is The Walking Dead which has densensitized me. Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely. Densensitization densensitizes. Absolute desensitization desensitizes absolutely. In that scene instead of zombie Sophie walking towards mother Carol, you have zombie Ellie walking towards mother Rachel Creed.
When Alpha entered the scene with the whisperers, with her bald head and grey sweatshirt, it was like Captain Phasma and the Stormtroopers. Samantha Morton who plays Alpha is a really great person. In an interview, she encouraged people to write and make films even if you don't quite have any ideas. "Just try it. You have eyes." She said. Wonderful person. Talented actress.

There were two operas playing in Vancouver during the 80s each of which had a cast of thousands. There was Aida and there was La Scala. Bryan Adams went to La Scala. Why do I remember trivia like that? My mind is a repository of grim useless intrusive and unwanted thoughts. Whose isn't? The mind has a mind of its own. Anyways for such subtle reasons, I often wonder if it would have been better had I died years ago.