This is my progress on Smurfs Village.
March 7, 2019:
These images are from March 7, 2019. Smurfs Village.
These above photos are from Smurfs Magical Meadow. The thing is, to get the diorama looking like the featured display exhibit worlds will take time. Years. Maybe then the app will be shut down to be replaced with a better one. Or else it takes $$$$. An online tourist trap app. Pay to play. The exhibit worlds are ones the app developer themselves did and with their own in house unlimited access to resources.
This is from History Channel Ancient Aliens. I got from Google Play a refund for iridium units. As you can see, the first tier of the pyramid is complete. The real pyramid was hollowed out in a certain way with a basement level. To say that the Egyptians built that in 20 years with some primitive tools is bullshit. They lied to us big time. The pyramid was a power plant more powerful than the Tesla tower Tesla tried to build. Lies. Lies. Lies.
Yeah well, to get to this level, takes money and time. The above photos are from Smurfs Village from Bongfish Games.
These above photos are from Smurfs Magical Meadow. Soon, I will add 3 night photos of my villages so far and a few professional featured diorama night photos. Visually spectacular. Mind blowing.
Challenges too time consuming. Huts, decorations, greenery, etc too expensive. This is Smurfs which is a brand name. I need to find a similar app, no name or one not brand name which means less time consuming challenges or really easy and inexpensive to get lots of decor, topiary, structures, etc.
Smurf's Village. Sunday, March 10, 2019
Smurf's Village.
The above pictures taken on Monday, March 11, 2019. On Smurf's Village, on the Jokey's sleigh and the pumpkin hut prize, don't press too much or too fast. It's tempting to want to get as many prizes as you can but as soon as the exploded Jokey prize appears, you have to pause, then press the center of it. Pressing anywhere else will make you lose the prize. I lost at least two prizes this way. I got the Smurfette hut finally and will, one of these days, get the airport and the airplanes. The game utterly surpasses all expectations. The planes, once you get them, fly all the time, animated. And the rocket ship actually takes you to another world! I like this one more than Magic Meadow. Their land expansions are too expensive and too skimpy. You just get a bit of land extended for all that price, all those red acorns. Actually, if you wait, play every day, eventually the app will give you all for free. The app wants to. The developers, once they publish the Smurf villages, it would make a great coffee table book. Smurf's Village is a desert island app. It's a have with me to the rest of my days app. On Smurf's Village, I'm going for the elite mansion for $30.99. It's an investment. Investmentsitos. It rewards a 'tremendous' amount of XP, about 75,000 a day. On Magic Meadow, I'm going for the 700 red acorns at the price of $27.77 for a few land expansions. In this game, that would be 5 out of what, 75 land expansions? I don't know about Magic Meadow.
"When I look at my farm, I see a legacy. I see investment." Co-Op ad. When I look at your farm, I see depression, alcoholism, a secret meth lab and incest. That's just projection, except for the depression part. I don't get depressed that often. Just joking!
I forgot to mention, I got the farmers hut in Smurfs Village app.
Thursday, March 14, 2019. I built an airport with 2 flying planes. You can see the white owl. I am so proud that I got the white owl. The owl is a Universal death omen. I've given up on life. Getting the white owl shows the Universe my intention that much more clearly. If I see the angel of death, I'd say the 4 magic words, "Take me with you."
Is an owl that much of a death omen? Hedwig the owl appears in the Harry Potter stories. There are people who lived with owls for decades at owl sanctuaries. They never died. The Owl is also a symbol of wisdom.
Thursday, March 14, 2019
Smurfette photobombed the last picture. Nice.
Smurf's Magic Meadow. Friday, March 15, 2019. Without the airplanes, the rocketship to another dimension, the other island, the animal sanctuary, the time travel portal TARDIS world, its kind of anemic next to that. However the graphics are more developed, texturalized in a pastel charcoal painterly way. The lighting at night, is very beautiful. I think Smurfs Village is more for guys and Smurfs Magic Meadow is more for girls. I did get a fishbowl for each cat. The orange one reminds me of Ginger. The black one reminds me of Herbessa. Also the White ladies and the Asian and Native ladies I had sex with over the years. My luck is the shits in this town. I had more women in other towns. I have to leave.
My luck with women is so shits in this town that when I was walking down the street, I thought a group of people were talking about me and saying, "Gay." and "Fag." Don't ever lose that imagination. That's funny but that doesn't make sense. Why would someone who is gay stay in this town when Vancouver is literally one thousand times as fun. Next to Vancouver, for fags, this town is a dead hole.
"You left San Francisco to come to Michigan? Are you fucking brain dead?" The Five Year Engagement
They have Vancouver to choose from but would opt for Victoria? Bizarre.
For normal guys such as me who like women, still, Vancouver is a hundred times as fun. There are people I hate there, but the last time I saw them was 17 years ago. It could be likened to, if this was 1980, the last time I saw them was in 1964. Pro rate it to that. I would be willing to mull over moving back to Dawson Creek. I think I was luckier with women there. I had women who I had actual passion with. I have a girlfriend now, but there's no passion. Just pure friendship.
Who knows, in 17 weeks I could already be out of here. 2 stories. May 2000, my friend plans a trip for me to go to Thailand. I leave on August 1st, 2000. Before that I had no idea and that was a 17 week period. Another story. January 1, 2011. I had absolutely no idea that on March 1st I'd be flying on an airplane to Vancouver, never to return. Hopefully never. I hope I leave this town one day but who knows, this could be one of those 17 week periods.
I'm getting a dark haired Smurfette for Smurfs Village. Finally I got one. 15 Smurfberries later.
Bad news. I tried to get the beaver dam. I had enough Smurfberries but couldn't place it on the map. Blue means placeable, red means unplaceable. The beaver dam keeps up coming red. I think they're conspiring against me. I got other things instead.
I am so upset about the shooting at 2 mosques in Christchurch New Zealand. All of the Muslims I ever met have been very kind and thoughtful people. The Muslims I met in Thailand at Hua Mak and Nong Jok and Meanburi district, and Cha Choeng Sao districts of Thailand were very honorable and exemplary people. Whoever did this must be extremely psychologically disturbed to say the least. The ignorance of fools endures. I wish Muslim people the best in life. Indeed I wish that to all people. Some people I might avoid if I'm unsure about them but I wouldn't harm them even for a million dollars.
When I was in Thailand, I was an English teacher. In Canada, dishwasher, welfare. I made cartoons but shit system derived from shit physics, and a shit species, means I never got any money for it. I have to leave and go back to Asia. The heroin is cheaper and more pure there. If my life doesn't work out there at least I could score some heroin without much difficulty. My Thai friend said to me, "If you can speak English in Canada, you're not important. If you can speak English here, you're important."
I don't name people I don't like as an act of derision. They will be nameless. The killer in the New Zealand massacre with a Quentin Tarantino like name, is going to represent himself in court. "The man who represents himself has a fool for a counsel."
Let's talk about gun control. Why not? Tonight is energy drink night for me. Conspiracy theorists would say black flag operation faster than you can say febrile imagination. The NRA has slogans like "Whenever there is a shooting they always want to take the guns away from those who didn't do the shooting." and "would you feel safe in a society where only the Police and the military have the guns?" as in "We rule you. We fool you. We shoot at you. We school you. We eat for you. We work for all." The Police have training and accountability. Whenever a Police Officer uses a gun, they have to write a report. Does the average citizen have to do that? No.
Citizen: "Don't forget the long gun registry."
PM Stephen Harper: "No....."
PM Harper typical of a politician with Machiavellian ways was probably also saying, "No.... You shouldn't be asking me that right now."
Anyways, a locked door only keeps honest people honest. Gun laws do nothing if someone is a criminal or nut. They could get a Saturday night special at the pool hall or order one from the dark net. In the States it's easier to get a gun license than a food truck license. There is the 2nd Amendment in the States. The Right to bear arms. But they don't got that in New Zealand. In Canada, if every citizen had a gun, they'd give their government's military more of a run for their money than if every citizen in the States had a gun. The States has ten times the population of Canada, but their military is a thousand times as powerful. Canada has no nuclear missiles. The States has a few thousand.
"Not as clumsy or random as a blaster. It's an elegant weapon from a more civilized age." I prefer swords to guns anyways.
The States has the Castle Law. If someone enters your home and you feel threatened, you have the right to use deadly force. Only later you have to say that you genuinely thought the person had a weapon and was going to kill you. If you don't say that or say that you were unsure, then you're fucked.
I'd like to see only responsible people have guns and not any crazy and or criminal people. Sure, that's the ideal. But could that ever be the reality? When it comes to dealing with the physics of this dimension, one that involves pain and where one could be threatened with physical death like the sword of Damocles hanging over them at all towns, nobody wins and every town is a loser town. Speak for yourself!
I would like to see a World where no one has any guns. That doesn't work in this world with it's ghastly wretched set of physics because unlike the afterlife and or dream dimension, where guns are useless or redundant because there, when one gets shot with a gun, all they feel is a slight sharp momentary pinch otherwise they go on existing.
The Boeing 737 should be recalled like they recall models of cars. Nuff said. Quite a few Canadians died in that crash and there was a blackout for half an hour in my town on the day the News broke.
College scam? College is useless to me. I'm into older women and I have attention deficit. Most people do. Know in advance if you have attention deficit disorder and avoid colleges at all costs. The Prof in study hall talks on and on and thanks to the ADD, you might get one sentence in a hundred. If lucky. Ergo, waste of time. Waste of money. You learn more travelling to other countries anyways. Travel is better than the institutionalization of academic education.
The dark haired Smurfette.
I was thinking about getting a Malaysian sun bear but then I thought, oh yeah, right. I remember Malaysian sun bears on the Smurfs cartoons. So much so they're practically synonymous. Uh, no. However I will get one. I thought of getting two but what is this. Noah's Ark?
As well, a picture of the two Smurfettes, the dark haired one and the blonde Smurfette that, as it seems, has photobombed me again.
Friday, March 15, 2019
The Internet keeps pumping out these minutia News stories about Star Wars. I never look at it. Much ado about nothing. Disney's weird arbitrary bullshit star wars and George Lucas Journal of the Whills STAR WARS are two different things, even with a retcon of the weird arbitrary bullshit. Just like Xizor. When I first saw the trailer for The Phantom Menace in 1999, I thought Darth Maul was Xizor. That name is a corruption of the name Zoser who was one of the early Kings of Egypt. The devil to Disney's star wars. Remember I said that I'd rather die of a heroin overdose than to watch The Last Jedi again. I'd rather die of a heroin overdose than to work at the Library but as it works out, the feeling is mutual. They'd never hire me and that's good for me!
STAR WARS and Superman share a connected Universe as the green Khyber crystal is kryptonite.
In fact, when applying for a job, during the interview, be sure to say this phrase, "I need to shoot heroin a minimum of three times a day." After that, the job is yours.
Actually, I love that library. The oftentimes naive one is me, not them. "You'll never know how much I love you if you don't know now." The Shape of Water
I learned a lot from watching movies that I quote all the time. It's nice that you can go to the library and borrow books for free.
I would still be willing to make a cartoon. To conflate the Leprechaun story with the time travel story. However, I need inspiration. Women have the power to inspire me. My luck in Dawson Creek was better. Anyways, life is full of surprises as Bytes in the movie The Elephant Man said. My luck with women in this town was pretty good too. If I meet a beautiful lady, other than my girlfriend, and have some good times with her, then I will have attained the inspiration to do a cartoon. With my luck, it could be months away but I always seem to score at least somewhat with women in every town I ever went to. "He goes to new and different places and somehow always emerges stronger." Stiffler, American Pie
Too bad I'm all tapped out on St Patrick's Day. I wanted a McDonalds shamrock shake Unlike a lot of minty treats, the shamrock shake has not a bitter aftertaste but a sweet aftertaste.
I will never get a blu ray ever again. They don't work half the time on my 2 Blu Ray machines now. One a regular, the other a 4k Blu Ray player. Especially the library ones which again is one less reason to go there. That's a gimmick to get people to get new machines. It's called planned obsolescence. I tried updating one of my past blu ray machines when it happened before on another machine. It made the problem worse. Updating machines is bullshit. The idea is the Blu Ray has a code that changes again and again periodically kind of like some of the menu items at the brasserie that is McDonalds or Madonna's wardrobe. You have to update to get the new code. Well that's bullshit. There is no such code on DVDs. Besides, it's called upscaling. The blu ray machines upscale DVDs to 1080p or 4k depending on the machine. Luddites think like this. The more complex the machines, the more problems.
You have to get a new Blu Ray player once every 2 years. There's no way around it. It's called planned obsolescence. My Blu Ray player plays some Blu rays well, some well until it freezes somewhere in the middle and some not at all. They play all DVDs well. I'm not selling my Blu rays that don't work well. I'll have to get a new machine next month for the same price as what I was going to get which is a Teledyne waterpik water flosser. Get the big one with the tank and the 10 speed adjustable settings for $74, rather than the $42 one with no tank and just 2 speeds. A new LG Blu Ray player would cost about $79. I get the Blu Ray player next month and the water flosser the month after. I was also planning to get some Giorgio Beverly Hills cologne for $52 but that will have to wait until summer.
On Thursday, April 4th, I updated my Sony Blu Ray player and my Samsung 4K Blu Ray player. It works better than ever before! The improvement is noticeable.
I got an app called Akinator. It reads your mind. I tried it and it works. Think of a character. I thought of Sherlock Holmes. Using under 20 questions, it correctly guessed my thought! This app uses an algorithm of deductive dichotomous key type of system of questions that probably someone with an IQ of 180 designed. The second one was Smurfette. The app Akinator got it right again! What's scary is that apps can observe ones behaviour without the basis of asking questions and based on what one goes for and avoids that machine could find out things about your life through a powerful and profound methodology of inference. Like a master of inference. The machine isn't performing true clairvoyance or telepathy as it is performing a syllogistic type of inference. Syllogisms.
"You never lick. You bite straight to the creamy chocolate center of the Tootsie Pop." Ready Player One
The questions Akinator asks bite straight to the creamy chocolate center of the Tootsie Pop, so to speak.
I think the Police might use a similar algorithm to solve crimes. Probably have been for a long time.
Warning. If you get frozen trees on Smurf's Magical Meadows like I did , once placed they can not be moved again nor removed. Forums have been written about this online. I can work with that!
Smurfs Magical Meadows Tuesday, March 19, 2019
Smurfs Magical Meadows. Wednesday, March 20, 2019
Hockey teams have a ratings sum number which is the total of all points at the end of a regular season before playoffs. 2 points for a win, 1 point for a win, 0 points for a loss and all of that is per game. The 16 teams with the most points makes the playoffs.
Apps might have a similar ratings system. 3 points for installed and never uninstalled. 2 points for uninstalled and then reinstalled. 1 point for installed and then uninstalled. And then 0 points for never installed. But this isn't static and would always fluctuate. A 3 could become a 1 and then later a 2 and then back to 1 again, but a three could never be a zero. A 1 could become a 2 but never a 3. A zero could become a 3 but a 3 could never be a zero. I have always wondered what my favorite apps would rate if such a system existed. Of course there is no true view count with YouTube videos. File sharing has killed the bottom line. But you get a truer reflection with apps because one has to go more out of their way to download an app than they do to watch a YouTube video. Downloading an app leaves more of a definite electronic signature.
This may not be accurate. A person could install an app and just about never play it. Solitaire. Or one could install an app and play it lots before uninstalling it. Walking Dead Road to Survival. Looney Tunes World of Mayhem.
"The music industry is a long narrow hallway full of pimps and thieves." Hunter S Thompson
Ergo, uploading videos to YouTube is more a waste of time than anything else.
"I'm talking to the wrong person." "Who would be the right person?" The Falcon and the Snowman
I'm in the wrong town? Which would be the right town? The bigger the town on lives in, on average, the bigger the YouTube view count. My blog gets no comments at all. I got a mean comment and reported it to the RCMP. Since then I disabled the comments. I don't like owning nor do I often use phones. Comments is a sublimated form of phone calls. Most people I'm talked to on the internet are phantoms. They are people who live in countries far away whom I never have nor as it will turn out, never will meet. Would comments from people like that ever be a priority?
My life is getting increasingly mindless. I used to read novels often. Now it's never. Then it was watching blu rays and playing video games. But those video games involved mind challenges or battles. Now it's video games without even battles. Just farming; planting, waiting, harvesting, so I can get the next item for the diorama.
Smurfs Village. Lazy's Cabin.
Smurfs Village. Elite Mansion perched atop my Hong Kong set up including the hill, tall buildings and a yellow roofed Buddhist temple. When placing the foliage around the elite mansion to prepare the elite mansion for this photograph in fact, I accidentally found the secret entrance to Smurfettes lost village! That's Smurfy serendipity. The Hong Kong set up is still as of yet incomplete. I need about 8 more tall buildings. As you can see, I got the teleporter! It actually works! I get teleported to a strange smurfy realm.
Smurfy Police station next to the airport. I painted the roof black so it resembles the Drew the 60s, the Drew the 70s. It has an offworld resonance, I thought.
Smurfs Magical Meadow. Upgraded Smurfette cabin. These upgrades are pricey. I spent $40 on red acorns for upgrades, land expansions etc. Above photos. Friday, March 22, 2019
In the movie First Man starring Ryan Rowling, there was a space rocket called Agena. That's just one letter, V, away from the word vagina. It's good to know that even back in the 60s, the people at NASA were thinking on their feet at all times.
Smurfs Village. Rocket ship. Saturday, March 23, 2019
"Rocket. I'm taking a rocket. I'm taking a rocket ship into outer space, to save the human race. It's my way or the old space highway." Tracy Jones, SNL
Say what I want about crackers but it wasn't crackers who took me from the land of my birth and people to bring me to some sterilized Western shithole, and then never gave me my birth certificate. My siblings have these things I don't have, living mother, they were raised in the land of their birth and they have their birth certificates. Me, mother dead, displaced, and no birth certificate. The hidden corollary of all my problems is that they are relevant as long as I'm alive. If I die, it'd be irrelevant. If I die, I will no longer be a member of that family, not even on an ostensible level. All problems form small incidental circles within the somewhat larger circle of life and then the much larger death which surrounds the circle of life. If I died years ago, I would drop my problems, my life problems would be like a pile of clothes I dropped and then walked away from. You do feel that in an out of body near death experience. It was quick and subtle but in the new Pet Sematary, the zombie girl drops the mask on the floor and walks towards the mother symbolizing that the girl dropped that old essence, the previous entirety that the mother knew as her daughter, that's done, that's dead. And what's walking towards her is something else completely! How Hollywood gets a lot of these ghost movies right in the little details is astounding. After watching The Walking Dead with it's Aida-like cast of thousands, the merely two zombies in PS seems like an incidental after thought. A hiccup or a burp next to the reading of the riot act that is The Walking Dead which has densensitized me. Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely. Densensitization densensitizes. Absolute desensitization desensitizes absolutely. In that scene instead of zombie Sophie walking towards mother Carol, you have zombie Ellie walking towards mother Rachel Creed.
When Alpha entered the scene with the whisperers, with her bald head and grey sweatshirt, it was like Captain Phasma and the Stormtroopers. Samantha Morton who plays Alpha is a really great person. In an interview, she encouraged people to write and make films even if you don't quite have any ideas. "Just try it. You have eyes." She said. Wonderful person. Talented actress.
There were two operas playing in Vancouver during the 80s each of which had a cast of thousands. There was Aida and there was La Scala. Bryan Adams went to La Scala. Why do I remember trivia like that? My mind is a repository of grim useless intrusive and unwanted thoughts. Whose isn't? The mind has a mind of its own. Anyways for such subtle reasons, I often wonder if it would have been better had I died years ago.
