If you think that alligators are big today, you should have seen them in the dinosaur days. That is one of the things you can learn if you go on a time travel expedition with us.
A million years ago, the dinosaurs just disappeared off the Earth. How did that happen? Never mind the asteroid theory, that's just absurd! A more plausible theory is that either extra terrestrials wiped them out and then after the planet was cleared, the greys interbred themselves with hominid apes and as a result, human beings were derived, and a million years later, this is humankind in their present form, a most dignified species. The other explanation is that human time travellers went back into the past and hunted them to extinction, using the same technology as used in the Philadelphia Experiment.
Don't listen to the theory that if you accidentally kill a butterfly that the course of history would change. That's just to scare the squares. Actually you would be surprised with what you can get away with. Jurassic Park isn't a fiction and we have, if you count the three hundred guests who spent a year "on safari", we have hosted three hundred man years. Killing dinosaurs, heck, even bumping off a few nasty and evil people.
That's our slogan. "Time Travel. You'd be surprised with what you can get away with!"
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Gifts From A Guinea Pig
Today, I had my guinea pig on my bed. When I lifted her off my bed, I saw that there were some guinea pig shits on the bed. My guinea had given me some gifts. She left me some presents.
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