Friday, September 26, 2008

The Restaurant

The Restaurant













The Restaurant episode 1

The Weasel


Valenti the manager: Hello, I am Valenti the manager. This is a job interview. Tell me about yourself.

The Weasel: My name is Wesley. People call me the weasel because my face looks like that of a weasel. Other than that, I wash dishes fast. Fast like a weasel.

The first shift:

Restaurant din.

Waitress: I would like some soup... and crackers.

The Weasel: Hey, I'm not crazy!

A few seconds later, another waitress: I want a sundae with lots of nuts.

The Weasel: I'm not crazy!

Restaurant din.


The weasel to another dishwasher: So you have been working here as a dishwasher for two years? Do you know what is sexy? A 70 year old woman can be sexy. That look on your face.... maybe I should not have said that. Hey, come on, it is not as if this was a conversation between two CFL Football players or two politicians in high political office. We are two dishwashers and dishwashers always talk like this.


Restaurant din.

A few days later.

Valenti, speaking to a waitress: That guy thinks that every other word is a code word that refers to him as being crazy! I had to fire him. I also told him not to look out behind the kitchen door at the customers. How would customers feel if they were to walk in and see a weasel face popping out from behing the kitchen door look out at them? He looked out lots of times.

Restaurant din.

Valenti: Guess what? I was downtown this afternoon, and I saw the weasel. He changed his look and has a mustache now. He was walking with a girl. He has a girlfriend.



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