Video Game Reviews
Donkey Kong Country 2
Diddy Kong: What is this adventure that Nintendo Game Boy Advance has got us going on?
Dixie Kong: It has us on this old wooden ship.
Diddy: First we take out the rats.
Dixie: Then we take out the crocodiles.
Punching scene on ship. A dive to the bottom galleon of the ship, flooded with water.
Shark: Maybe I can bump into something tasty to eat.
Diddy Kong: These sharks are mostly blind in night water. We will have to swim past them.
Script: Later, cut to lava lake.
Dixie: We have to jump on the seal.
Diddy: That's right. The seal will then release ice cubes to cool the lava lake. Donkey Kong is imprisoned there in that Mountain. We have to defeat K. Rool.
Yoshi's Island
a foreign film with subtitles
Baby: Waa Waa Waa Waa Waa
Subtitle: There's another one of those dreaded amanita mushrooms.
Dragon: Grrr Grrr Grr Grrr
Subtitle: I will have to eat a turtle and then blast that mushroom with a regurgitated turtle shell, heck, people do that every day! Don't they?
Baby: Waa Waa
Subtitle: No they don't.
Dragon: Grrr Grrr Grrr GRRRRRRR!!!!!!
Subtitle: There is a swirling question mark. I'll just shoot it with a turtle shell.
This film is dedicated to my friend Scarlett.
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