Thursday, May 13, 2010

Beef Liver Online



Picture drawn on my 40th birthday.




These days there is a lot of companies that sell things on line. For a lot of people with a credit card and nothing better to do there is always the idea of making money by starting an online business. Every year, the Better Business Bureau is just flooded with ideas for online businesses. Here is just one such business idea.


amazon dot com has been around for a few years and there is hardly any real beef liver to be sold here at amazon. Well look, you can see for yourself and here is Paul Newman's Own Beef Liver treats.

ebay is a favourite amongst people who like to shop for things online and here, although they offer a lot of beef liver treats, not any real beef liver for sale, per se.

An order for some beef liver would look like this and read like this:

To: theliverman@hotmail.com


Rick Fettersley
1534 Union Ave
Cincinnati WI
United States
76638


Dear Liverman:

Please send me 2 pounds of liver. I am very hungry right now and a couple of pounds of liver would taste good right now.

Yours,

Rick Fettersley,

All you have to do is to simply fish the beef liver out of a large plastic bag out of the fridge.


Using your bare hands, scoop out the beef liver according to what the order says. In this case it is two pounds. Remember to always be generous and to give them more than what they order, not less.

Finally, the beef liver arrives. There may be a bit of putrefaction due to climate and room temperature storage, but it should be all right.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Swatch The Director's Watch





DEAN NOBLE - Cartoonist

Noble Films. YouTube. Vimeo. Megavideo. Creator of such cartoons as Animal Farm, Seize The Day, 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea, Pet Sematary, History of the World Since 1800, etc.

"I had a watch like this in the 80s. Swatch makes beautiful watches and wearing this watch and looking at it makes me feel better about myself and the world. The watch brings to mind wealth, luxury, the finer things of life.
And the watch also brings to mind a sense of power.
The essence of yuppie nice things, this elegant watch will be a travelling companion for me in years to come."



swatch once again gb743

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WINSOR MCCAY America's Great Cartoonist

Everybody knows his work - Little Nemo and other comics as well as serious Cartoons says -

"Us fellows like to work up to the last minute until the Engravers holler - I never have a quarrel with them for my Sen-O-Rok Wrist Watch never lies - my work is sent out all over the country and my watch must agree with the mail trains and I'm always on time - No matter what other clocks and watches say this little beauty tells me to the second just how long I can keep pecking away with my pen."


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