Frosty The Snowman

Frosty The Snowman




A reboot.



Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
and two eyes made out of coal

Frosty the snowman is a fairy tale they say
He was made of snow but the children
know how he came to life one day

There must have been some magic in that
old silk hat they found
For when they placed it on his head
he began to dance around

O
Frosty the snowman
was alive as he could be
And the children say he could laugh
and play just the same as you and me

Frosty the snowman knew
the sun was hot that day
So he said
"Let's run and
we'll have some fun
now before I melt away

" Down to the village
with a broomstick in his hand
Running here and there all
around the square saying
Catch me if you can

He led them down the streets of town
right to the traffic cop
And he only paused a moment when
he heard him holler "Stop!"

For Frosty the snow man
had to hurry on his way
But he waved goodbye saying
"Don't you cry
I'll be back again some day

" thumpty thump thump
thump thump thump
Look at Frosty go
thumpty thump thump
thump thump thump
Over the hills of snow






I included Province of British Columbia and Government of Canada in the end credits because they actually financially make it possible for me to have a studio and an ongoing internet connection. Also,it gives it a 70s arthouse, PBS kind of feel to it.



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Magic Rabbit




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Happy New Year 2014




Remember, what was once an escape is now a trap.


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The Legend of Han Solo and Tobacco the Wookie





Narrator: Dean Noble

Years before he married Princess Leia, Han Solo sat aboard the cockpit of the Millenium Falcon. He was chainsmoking as usual, which was, he was lighting the next cigarette with the stub end of the cigarette he was currently smoking and doing it four cigarettes in a row. He usually smoked about a carton a week.

One day, during a routine examination aboard the Rebel space cruiser, the ship surgeon, Two-One-Bee said that unless Han Solo stopped smoking, he would develop something called Tatooine lung which was a chronic lung disease which afflicted many old men in Tatooine.


Han Solo was at wit's end about what to do until he flew to the planet Kashyyk where he met Tobacco the wookie.

Tobacco the wookie was the color of a tobacco leaf and whenever Han Solo had a nic fit, he would rip some of Tobacco fur covering which was really a hair like material made of tobacco leaf material and he would use it as chewing tobacco.


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Eternal Axel





For the first time, here on video, the World's record for the axel has been smashed. The single, double, and triple axel have been achieved. But never mind the quadruple axel. For the first time in history, the eternal axle has been achieved. Otherwise only a ghost in the dreamworld could do this.


This could take awhile.....





Friend: "Here. Try this energy drink. It is fantastic. It will literally give you endless energy."


Skater: "Sure! I'll give it a shot!"




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Skater: "Holy fuck! That was an amazing energy drink! I never had anything like it! I'm still buzzing!"


Friend: "See, I told you."

Advice For The Young At Heart and Poems

Advice For The Young At Heart


1) They always had it in for you and this is just a handy excuse. You always had it in for them and this is just a handy excuse.

2) People will talk about shit that you are not doing wrong as if it was shit that you are doing wrong. But what can you say about the human species? 70 years ago, they were throwing people into ovens.

3.) When you come up with a good point about something they will come back at you with an ad hominem attack. That only underscores that while you may have failed on an individual level, they failed on a collective level.

4.) "That suicidal person looked normal outwardly. But inwardly, there was something wrong with their day to day telepathy." psychic George Anderson

5.) Don't ever lose that imagination.

6.) "Before going to court, there are a few pieces of evidence that I have to neutralize." Howard Marks




In order for someone to get to you, they first have to climb over the wall that is themselves first. And on some mornings, that wall is difficult to climb.



Some place barring you from that place is spurious, extraneous, redundant, and irrelevant. You were never legally required to go there to begin with. You were never even morally required to go there. You weren't even aesthetically required to go there.



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POEMS



Poem 1: Suicide Poem*: Suicide baby, that's the way to do it,
Get some heroin and get down to it!

abbreviated form:

Suicide bee, that's the way to do,
Get some hair, get down to


fictional note: 'Suicide Baby' won me the $100,000 Poem of the Year in Canada.

2: Mother Mother, Demon lover.

3. Find them all kill them all, fuck them all kill them all.

4. Dead, dead, everybody dead. Death death, everybody death!

5. Fucked in the head, everybody dead. Fucked in the head, everybody dead.

6. Fucked up y'all, fucked up y'all.



*copyright Dean Noble



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Women In Their 20s or In Praise of Older Women




"Yo' man what do you expect the guy's a gigolo man" Buffalo Stance, Neneh Cherry



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Why I Don't Watch The News



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English vs Ethnic




Amateur anthropology.




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She Said He Said





I decided to release this, the prequel to My Wedding Miracle.


Monday, March 31, 2014


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My Wedding Miracle





My wedding would be The Miracle of the Century.

A Strange New Ideal

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Dean Noble Halloween Special

Musical group.

Ice Cold Coca Cola Sold Here

November 8, 2013 PSP camera



Dean Noble Halloween Special


Here I am at the lockup on Halloween night. I was locked up here with a few other people who were wearing Halloween costumes. They were here for the usual reasons.
This is how it started.
I was looking in the want-ads at the diner because my fridge broke down.


I drove to the address that was listed in the want-ads. A person answered the door.
"I am here about the fridge that was advertised in the newspaper."
"Grunt grunt grunt grunt."
When I asked about getting a receipt, he said, "It works. You don't need a receipt!"
I accepted that. I took the fridge out onto the street.
And just then there was a cop car that turned on the siren and flashed the lights, stopped me in the middle of the street and asked me where I got the fridge.
I pointed over there to the house.
But since there was no receipt, it couldn't be proven.


Well, a few hours later, the Police did get to the bottom of it after they led a sniffer dog into the house and found the culprit.

Here I am being released from prison.
That was how I spent this year's Halloween.


copyright Dean Noble

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STAR WARS Twin Suns




STAR WARS twin suns. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq05sRSQDcI … Luke Skywalker stares into the twin suns of Tatooine. In one sun is the first story. Man smokes PCP, getting wet, Denzel Washington Training Day. Then goes to a bank machine and withdraws a massive amount of money, all while wearing very little clothing. Goes into a toy store and purchases STAR WARS figures and inserts them into his uh, rectum. None of this would be shown, only implied in animated cartoon form. Then on a hospital computer screen, nurse is looking at, 'localized injury in rectum'Now if you could not read English that would not make sense to you so it only affects the right brain not the left, like seeing a picture of a war and not knowing which side should win. Anyways the surgeon says, "Nurse, scalpel, forceps," and he then says, "OMG! A rare issue shadow trooper! They only made less than a hundred of these. This is the most rarest and most majorly one!"


Second Sun: Luke Skywalker looks into the second sun and sees http://deathstarpr.blogspot.ca/2010/09/commemorative.html … A man looks online and yearns for Owen and Beru, the charred version action figures but all the ebay listings are stamped SOLD OUT. He instead orders two sets of normal Owen and Beru action figures but with one of the sets, he takes a blowtorch to them, to incinerate them to approximate that desired laser charbroiled quality.



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PSP Camera


Life is full of surprises. Today, on October 23, 2013, I got a PSP camera. When I woke up this morning, I did not suspect at all that I would get a high def PSP camera. I already have a Kodak camera and a camera with a Zeiss Lens.

These images are HD amd there is also a video camera set up as well. It takes videos in higher def than my old Kodak 10 mP camera.

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Remembrance Day 2013



June 18, 2014 is the 100th Anniversary of the start of World War One.
This year's Remembrance Day is the commemoration of that.


If I were to do this video next Remembrance Day, the 100th Anniversary will then have already happened.


Buzz Feed Video Impossible Coincidences That Actually Happened


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mavIpoQU2h8

August 1, Bangkok Anniversary Day

A few years ago, your humble director went to Thailand for 3 vacations, staying a total of 13 months.
To prove I was there, I will publish these pictures.


































photographs: Jen and I at a photo booth at Ngam Wong Wan shopping mall, in October 2001.





















photographs: Me and Dew at Wat Pra Keow. Dew took most of the pictures.






photographs: Yours Truly at Khao Din Zoo at Suan Dusit Park, in Bangkok.

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