Frosty The Snowman
A reboot.
Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
and two eyes made out of coal
Frosty the snowman is a fairy tale they say
He was made of snow but the children
know how he came to life one day
There must have been some magic in that
old silk hat they found
For when they placed it on his head
he began to dance around
O
Frosty the snowman
was alive as he could be
And the children say he could laugh
and play just the same as you and me
Frosty the snowman knew
the sun was hot that day
So he said
"Let's run and
we'll have some fun
now before I melt away
" Down to the village
with a broomstick in his hand
Running here and there all
around the square saying
Catch me if you can
He led them down the streets of town
right to the traffic cop
And he only paused a moment when
he heard him holler "Stop!"
For Frosty the snow man
had to hurry on his way
But he waved goodbye saying
"Don't you cry
I'll be back again some day
" thumpty thump thump
thump thump thump
Look at Frosty go
thumpty thump thump
thump thump thump
Over the hills of snow
I included Province of British Columbia and Government of Canada in the end credits because they actually financially make it possible for me to have a studio and an ongoing internet connection. Also,it gives it a 70s arthouse, PBS kind of feel to it.
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Magic Rabbit
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Happy New Year 2014
Remember, what was once an escape is now a trap.
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The Legend of Han Solo and Tobacco the Wookie
Narrator: Dean Noble
Years before he married Princess Leia, Han Solo sat aboard the cockpit of the Millenium Falcon. He was chainsmoking as usual, which was, he was lighting the next cigarette with the stub end of the cigarette he was currently smoking and doing it four cigarettes in a row. He usually smoked about a carton a week.
One day, during a routine examination aboard the Rebel space cruiser, the ship surgeon, Two-One-Bee said that unless Han Solo stopped smoking, he would develop something called Tatooine lung which was a chronic lung disease which afflicted many old men in Tatooine.
Han Solo was at wit's end about what to do until he flew to the planet Kashyyk where he met Tobacco the wookie.
Tobacco the wookie was the color of a tobacco leaf and whenever Han Solo had a nic fit, he would rip some of Tobacco fur covering which was really a hair like material made of tobacco leaf material and he would use it as chewing tobacco.
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Eternal Axel
For the first time, here on video, the World's record for the axel has been smashed. The single, double, and triple axel have been achieved. But never mind the quadruple axel. For the first time in history, the eternal axle has been achieved. Otherwise only a ghost in the dreamworld could do this.
This could take awhile.....
Friend: "Here. Try this energy drink. It is fantastic. It will literally give you endless energy."
Skater: "Sure! I'll give it a shot!"
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Skater: "Holy fuck! That was an amazing energy drink! I never had anything like it! I'm still buzzing!"
Friend: "See, I told you."
