Sunday, August 3, 2008

Time Machine Trip 2

Time Machine Trip 2










Advertisement: Here at Time Machine Industries, we have different models of time machines.

Aside from the ones that go quickly into the past and the future, we have these ones that, look first of all, we are time machines. As humans, we are time machines that take an hour to go forward an hour. However, you can stay in one of our time machine hotels which take half or a quarter of the time. You can stay in our time machine guesthouse for one year, and when you emerge, only 6 months will have elapsed.

Time does not exist in the sense that time machines only move in relation to humans who are likewise time machines not stationary in time, but moving forward in time one second at a time, one day at a time. One thing at a time.

In our Time Stands Still model of time machine, whatever time you set it to, for example, 10:30 40 seconds, November 1st, 2005, you go into the time machine and whether you stay there for one day, one year, or ten years whenever you emerge, it will be that time. Of course when you emerge, time will move forward. Of course all you have to do is to step back into the time machine and when you emerge, it will go back to that time again.

Of course a person only has so much time in their life. Let's say that in 2017, someone spends two years in one of our slow motion time machines so that when he emerges, it is 2018, one year later. Let's say that if in the normal course of events, he would have died in the year 2050, because he used the machine, he will wind up dying in 2049. On other words a person has to make up for it at the other end.

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