SKITSO
"I'll need to see your passport.
I can't let you through with just this."
"Turn the page."
"Oh. OK. Go on through."
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The Detective in the Iron Lung
Mike Tankard was an excellent crime scene analyst despite the fact that he was
forever caged in an iron lung.
His forensic insight was second to none and he was often an advisor at crime scenes.
"According to blood splatter analysis, small drops indicate high velocity
while larger drops means slower velocity....."
His dream was to play basketball with his favorite team.
A dream he got to live out.
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Skytrain Synthetic Drug Lab
News anchor: For the past few days a synthetic drug lab set up on a moving sky train
and apparently, sales have been brisk.
Local Police have been making every effort to apprehend this drug lab but apparently due
to their ongoing sweep of skytrain fare evaders, they have so far been unable to
capture these criminals.
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MacGyver Skytrain
Mc SkyTrain Gyver: Military looking guy in Sunglasses over a satellite feed television. "MacGyver, we have to
move 23 tons of supplies between two towns in a month but it has to be done overland because there
is no place to land any airplanes."
MacGyver narrates: "I go into a local scrap yard. I get some metal for tracks. For the middle of the tracks I
find some magnetic metals like iron nickel and cobalt. Since there are differing supplies, unlike for a regular
Skytrain track which uses just one metal, I use all of them! That would of course make the Skytrain slow down and
speed up at some places! I use an electric current which I hooked a local energy generator at one end for the
charge and at the other end for the ground, I just connected a wire from the end of the track to the, well, ground.
Eventually MacGyver makes a complete monorail between two towns using parts he found at a scrap yard.
These images of MacGyver are drawn with my left hand. Just about all other images on the cartoon are drawn with my right hand. I can draw with my left hand as well as with my right. Maybe even a little bit better.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interdimensional_being
In 1985, a movie was made called Back To the Future.
In 1994, a movie was made called Stargate.
In 1997, a movie was made called Starship Troopers.
In 2007, a movie was made called Stephen Kings The Mist.
Creature Troopers
The rising pulse of a transdimensional energy shaft as an "elevator" transverses the teleportational space of indefinite dimensional coordinates. However, the inside of the experience involves the teleportee waiting in a chambeer that very much resembles an elevator complete with elevator muzak.
At the surface a worker awaits and as part of the job he carries a firearm, a Glock 9 mm handgun.
The door opens. The teleportee is pointing a gun at himself, at his own head. "It's all over!" he yells! "Don't do it! There is always another way!", the worker replies, thinking that the teleportee is on the verge of committing suicide.
The elevator door closes. Out of sight, a creature, previously invisible and holographic, materializes itself on his head. It is a flesh coloured creature that breathes fire! The teleportee fires his gun at point blank range at the back of this fiendish and reprehensible creature. Bang! Splatter! An explosion of green goo. The bullet however also destroys the teleportee and he is lying on the floor of the elevator next to the blasted out remnants of the strange critter. A small pool of blood expands around his head.
Opening Montage
In a classroom, a military teacher is instructing a class. "In this World there are many densities which are, solid liquid, and gas. In the other dimension there is only one density, holograph. And things can use this to teleport themselves and move through walls. We are solid to ourselves and they are holographic to us. But they are solid to themselves and we are holographic to them. The dreamworld when people go to sleep at night operates on that same holographic level. But I am just a common class room instructor. It's not like I got a degree in quantum physics or anything like that."
One of the soldiers in the darkened military classroom rolls his eyes, looks away and says, "Oh Jesus!" in disbelief and derision.
He points to a chart on the wall. "This is what they look like." He points to a drawing of some creature on the wall. "Also, in 2007, there was the swimming pool incident where a giant walrus without tusks was lying in a swimming pool. It actually spoke English. It said, "Help me! Help me!"
The soldier is looking at the illuminated image on the HD TV on the wall.
The instructor proceeds to show a video of this.
"Your job is to go and flesh them out!" Of course, flesh them out means zapping them with the plasma rifles.
In a room with windows like a airport waiting lounge. The room looks out onto a tarmac. There is a door in the wall opposite the windows. There are boxes of bullets in the lounge. One of the soldiers says, "We are going to need more bullets than this to kill the aliens. There are more aliens out there."
The climax of the story is of course a firefight between human soldiers with plasma rifles and creatures spontaneously, and randomly appearing out of thin air and then the soldiers blasting them. Green goo explosions everywhere.
Foley department: Machine gun sound effects. Lots of splatter sounds.
A female soldier says to the male commander. "It looks like we got them all."
The male commander looking out a window looks worriedly into the night sky. "Well, that's the thing. You can can never be sure."
The End
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4th of July pictures.
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