Flip A Clip is an animation app. I want to find a pen or pencil that would work with it. This would be like Microsoft surface pro. Otherwise it's just finger painting. What stylus would work with it? I got one! It was with me all the time, next to me on my desk. I didn't know it could work as a good stylus for tablets. Microsoft surface pro.
My stylus has a rubber tip. Nice accoutrement grip but the rubber tip has too much resistance. Greatly slows down surface contact. I uploaded my first made on FlipAClip movies today. I was finger painting on the tablet. Good, but the smooth soft metal or hard rubber tip that runs as smooth as ballpoint pen on paper is what I need. An apple pen, a nice one costs $130 plus tax. Yikes. Pricey! I need to find a cheaper one. Still, the facile ability to recline on my bed and use the tablet to make animations is good. I'll need to plop down $8 for the FlipAClip complete package including download to computer, remove watermark, and lots of other settings. I'll need to download a video editor app. Did you know they have apps very similar to windows movie Maker on the tablet. For Dune, I used ibis paint app for the sand dunes background. Ibis is also international ballistics identification system. This is the closest I've come to a Microsoft surface pro. I thought I had to pay over $2,000 for one because that's the going retail price. I got a knock off version that works pretty much as good. But even the Microsoft surface pro is useless for an animator if one doesn't have the right stylus. A good smooth, fast, precise one. YouTube has videos teaching anyone to MacGyver it using tinfoil. The body generates electric impulses which tablets can detect when a fingertip, being the vector, touches the surface. The tinfoil carries this same electric charge to the pen tip. Apple brand pencils do this really well, but at the cost of $130 plus tax. Forget it! That apple pencil was probably made at some sweatshop, production cost per unit, $2 including labour.
A tablet stylus made of gold or silver would be the best conductors of electricity but that would be pricey. Copper, cadmium, zinc, lithium are used in batteries and that conducts electricity too.
I got a tablet stylus. A good one. I didn't get the pricier ones. I went to the dollar store and got one for $2. I didn't pay $10 or more for one. I'm the $2 man. FlipAClip brings a true zoetrope effect. It feels natural like drawing in a sketchbook that's also a whiteboard. The smooth slick felt on whiteboard feel. I love it! A month ago, I thought I had to wait years and $1,200 CAD later to get a Microsoft surface pro. Little did I know that I'd have one sooner than I think. In fact, I already had it the whole time and didn't know. Like I wrote in the review for FlipAClip, this app will turn any tablet into a Microsoft surface pro and will make a Microsoft surface pro work even better.
Smurfs Village. Friday, May 10, 2019
Soon, in a few days, I'll be 49 years old. That's depressing, getting older. I thought so three birthdays ago until on that day I passed a flower shop and saw a long stem rose. Long stem. Long life. See, this is where it gets tricky. It depends on what algorithm I acquiesce to. In the traditional linear model of time, I'm 49 years old. And that's on Earth. On other planets, years are configured along a different algorithm. On Venus where a year is 224.7 days, I'd be 85. On Neptune, where a year is 165 years, I wouldn't be even one years old.
Operating along a different dynamic, where time travel is the time experienced on an objective level and linear time is time experienced on a subjective level and not the other way around, and where a time traveler and us ourselves likewise simultaneously travel on a timeline within THE timeline or along an algorithm within THE algorithm, I would neither be zero years old nor would I be a million years old. Nor any number in between. Say if I were a time traveler and spent a few years in a few points in the distant future and then followed with a few years to a few points in the distant past, what would my age be then? Under such a dynamic, the system of using numbers like notches to reckon ones age would be irrelevant. It wouldn't apply because it would not be accurate. Ageless. It's an algorithm of non-quantification. And I can work with that!
It's like a Rubik's cube, the colors and sides representing present past and future. For a person going through traditional linear time, it's like an unscrambled Rubik's cube. For a person who time travels frequently all the time, it's like a scrambled Rubik's cube.
See, how old am I has to do with how long I actually physically existed so far and counting. My age would be in reference to where I am in time relative to my date of birth so if I was a time traveler, how old would I be if I went to some distant point in the past? So say I'm 50 and I went back in a time machine to a point ten years earlier. I would be 50 years old but my age would be 40. If I went to a point 500 years in the future, I'd be my age would be 550 although I'd still be 50 years old. But all this is only for the time I'm there. When I return to that point in time 50 years in the future after my birth, things will revert to the regularly scheduled programming and I'll be 50 years old as per usual and my age would be 50 as well. Yes! There is a schedule.
The two time dynamics are mutually irrelevant yet remarkably similar. In fact, say a 30 year old time traveler starting from age 20 had for each year since then, spent 11 months in another time, another century. At age 20, 11 months in 1835. Then at age 21, spent 11 months in 300 BC. Then at age 22, spent 11 months in the year 2417 AD, etc etc, how old would that person be if age is contingent on having spanned or straddled a certain number of consecutive years like going from point a to point B. In geometric terms, if age is a ray, how old is a time traveler whose life temporally, did not travel in a ray but a wave that undulates if above a ray represents the future and point below the wave represent the past. In that case, that 30 year old time traveler is older than a 50 year old non time traveler and the difference would be in the hundreds of years. Again, two mutually irrelevant algorithms for calculating age.
The time traveler would need to spend 1 month here every year to catch up on culture and to realign himself with how old he really is along the traditional linear Ray timeline. But after a life of spending 11 months a year gallivanting in whatever century, whatever culture he would be supposed to catch up on to him would seem like a footnote or an afterthought if not as irrelevant as any other time he visited.
If a time Traveller took 3 trips in time, say starting at age 25 he spent a 11 years in ancient Egypt, then he returns at the same moment he left, missing no time on Earth. Then at age 29, he goes and spends 11 years with Buck Rogers in the 25th Century, and returns in the time machine the same moment he left, then at age 35, he goes and does 13 years hanging out with dinosaurs and returns again the moment he left. He would be 35 years away from his birth year, but physically, he would be 70. But during the years while he was with the dinosaurs in 65 million B.C., how old would he have been then? It gets very confusing. So called chronological age would be out the window. Physical age would be the only system of reckoning. Do people have rings inside them like trees so their age can be determined? I said so called chronological because the traditional timeline and the time travel timeline are both one type of chronology or another.
"I was bred to my destiny. You were born to your time." Dune
So let me get this straight. A trip to the future in a time machine I just returned from yesterday is a past event. A trip to the past in a time machine I'm going on tomorrow is a future event. I can work with that!
"Age is just a number, baby." Jacob, Twilight New Moon
Just as while tomorrow may be my birthday, and I'm simultaneously looking forward to it and dreading it, to a person whose birthday is another day, that for me tomorrow is a special day is irrelevant and it's mutual.
If the two time dynamics didn't exist, television with all it's time jumps, wouldn't be possible.
Some might think that when we die, we become nothing. But since time is an illusion and all things are happening anyways, the consciousness for sure must persist in some form and we do exist in an afterlife.
Mother's Day, mother dead. Birthday, no birth certificate. Maybe it's my birthday, maybe it isn't. My real birthdate is shrouded in myth and allegory. This is 'the day that I celebrate as my birthday' like Doonesbury, "I am changing my name to the man formerly referred to as Norman." Or like The Man Formerly Known As Prince, until he changed his name to that weird symbol. All this bullshit is still relevant to me because I'm still alive. If I died years ago, all this bullshit would be irrelevant. Every year on Mother's Day or my birthday, sometimes my birthday is on Mother's Day which makes me think the bullshit is suspect. My birthdate. Another one of my adoptive father's lies. One of hundreds. I get depressed more than anything else on my birthday. My mother should have aborted me. Now I sometimes think of ending my life with a heroin overdose which is another kind of abortion. That's a long time to wait between abortions!
The symbol Prince ultimately changed his name to probably means king. What other person would be someone formerly referred to as a Prince?
Sometimes I get profoundly obsessed with the most trivial things. I saw a DVD at the $1 rack. I didn't get it yesterday. Am going to make a trip especially to get it today. It was a DVD I wasn't particularly thinking about before I saw it. I even reserved it at the Library. The DVD is called 40 year old virgin. A lot of the movie had these obnoxiously annoying vulgar jokes. I didn't initially get it because I thought, virgin. That's bad luck. I'm not a virgin. I lost my virginity many times over. I spent a year in Bangkok. But if I get the movie I thought people might think I'm a virgin. Especially since I haven't been all that lucky for a few years. Again, false syllogisms. I hope that someone sends me a strong telepathic wave or one will be generated in the collective unconscious that on some level, I'll perceive, that I get over being obsessed with trivial things. I'm under the duress of a persistent grim telepathic wave. I need some people to send me counter telepathy like noise cancelling headphones. It's like I'm on scopolamine and have to follow up on every suggestion that goes on in my mind. Insufferable. Vraylar. Often I get these DVDs and might watch it not many more times than one time, and even then, be on the tablet all throughout the movie. If prayers work, send a prayer to help me curb my obsession over trivial things. For eg, I find a discarded pile of trash containing 7 items. I get 3, and for the moment, decide 4 are things I don't want. Then sometimes I make a trip back, if I'm haven't walked more than two blocks away to get things that I decided in the meantime that I did want after all. This has to stop.
Obsession comes from the D2 receptor in the brain. R2-D2. This explains it, but it doesn't excuse it. Getting obsessed DVDs is superfluous since all movies can be seen online. There's first tier, second tier, third tier, and scratching the bottom of the barrel. Rupert Holmes made a song called 'Less Is More'.
Every dog has his day.
I watched Saturday Night Fever a few times in a row. I'm all about dancing. That show is visceral and pithy. I remember when that show was released. All the kids in school had Saturday Night Fever stickers on their lunchboxes and you could even get Saturday Night Fever trading cards. That movie is great. Staying Alive is the sequel to SNF. Staying Alive is about Broadway dancing and that's a different style than disco dancing. Today, I got a DVD called Night at the Roxbury. Now that movie is about the disco style of dancing.
I watched Staying Alive. I loved it. So much I'm watching it a few times in a row. I can do that with very few movies the first time. Although it was released in 1983, I watched it for the first time yesterday. It was as good as Saturday Night Fever. Saturday Night Fever had youthfulness, innocence, and Staying Alive was more mature, developed. The Soundtrack on Staying Alive was under rated. The songs are pithy, jazzy, early 80s soft rock funk. At least in SNF, John Travolta kept his shirt on, mostly. In this movie he goes bare chested, el flagrante delicto. Also in SNF, Travolta had a hairy chest. In this movie, I guess he went to the chest waxing clinic before doing the movie. Despite that, the movie depicts Broadway dancing, Martha Graham, Paul Taylor, that kind of artful dancing.
I can see a Saturday Night Fever 3. Tony, 40 years older is running a dance studio disco and Broadway. Stephanie and/or Jackie or Laura is running a dance studio too. Their students compete for the trophy. Meanwhile Tony and Stephanie and/or Jackie or Laura rekindle their old relationship and talk about old times. In this movie, break dancing and hip hop dancing are thrown into the mix with a new generation of dancers.
Steve Cuozzo of the New York post wrote that Saturday Night Fever is based on a story that British pop journalist Nik Cohn wrote, The Tribal Rites of the New Saturday Night. Nik Cohn admitted in 1996 it was a made up story. He had never been to New York. Cohn plead guilty to heroin trafficking.
In the novel, the nightclubs actually paid him $100 prorated to today, that's $1,000 a night just to dance.
The movie is a lot like the story. Vincent instead of Tony works at a paint store. Disco dancer. "I just kissed All Pacino!" That line was from the short story.
In an online article, it said that John Travolta is thinking about doing a Saturday Night Fever 3 to close out the franchise.
The movie should be music driven but without being a musical. The Saturday Night Fever franchise is known for it's smoking soundtracks and the next movie would be no different. The move should be about the spirit of dancing, how it's generated from the inside out, moving to the music. Nata raja, Lord of the dance.
John Travolta is a genius. He's a demigod. He is a great actor. When I think of all the movies he did, I couldn't think enough good things about him. Over the years I heard a lot of sleazy things about him but when I see him in the movies, I don't believe it. He is a decent guy in the Saturday Night Fever movies. I don't believe that the guy who portrayed Tony Manero could be sleazy.
John Travolta was an angel in the movie Angel. "Halos, inner light. I'm not that kind of angel."
Staying Alive was an under rated movie. The soundtrack was also under rated. Frank Stallone is very talented. He's as good as Toto, Shakatak, Ian Thomas, and Steely Dan. The songs are very good. Soft rock with jazz influences. I wish I watched this movie years ago.
I'm also watching some movies called Twilight. That movie is about vampires and werewolves. I think that movie is a metaphor for cults or else ethnicities and being co-opted. It's a metaphor for an expat who goes overseas and after awhile, does he return to the culture of his own land, or join with his newly adopted culture because either culture is trying intensely to coopt him. The production values of the movie are clearly for women. The scenes where the male actors were barechested was offsetting. There was very little that they did with their shirts off that they couldn't have done with their shirts on. Despite this, it's a good story. Does Bella join with Edward and the Cullen vampire family, or Jacob Black and the werewolves living on the Native reservation? I only watched the first two movies although I own the first three movies, Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse. In the first two movies, she's in the process of becoming a vampire. In the 3rd movie, Bella goes full vampire, I think. This is timely because next week, they're releasing, what, the 8th Twilight movie?
I got the 3 Twilight movies for $1 each at the DVD bargain bin. Twilight is about vampires that stay young. I'm 49 years old but look nowhere near it. Maybe I have vampire telemeres.
Me at age 49. As far as I know.
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Smurfs Village. Smurfette Hut with orange tabby cat with yarn.
Time and space is an illusion. The ability to time travel like the images on television and movies makes time an illusion. The ability to teleport like telephone and internet signals makes space an illusion, otherwise many dimensions can simultaneously occupy the same space, each dimension solid to themselves and holographic to each other. Teleportation is a type of time travel and time travel is a type of teleportation. That's general relativity.
If only we could time travel like The Time Traveling Bong. If I could time travel I'd go live in Vancouver during the 50s and 60s. It was the Golden era.
In cleaning my room, I lost one of my STAR WARS space ships. It was a flat white one that didn't really look like a SW spaceship. I wouldn't have been that fucked up to have thrown it away. I often stash things like that, putting it in a other place. Maybe it'll turn up. It's not that important.
Update: I found it. I thought I threw it away bit as it turns out, I didn't.
Smurfs Village. Winter train line. Friday, May 17, 2019
History Channel Ancient Aliens. I'm thinking of uninstalling this. Takes up space. Knowledge dispensation rate skimpy. Piecemeal progression rate. Pay to play ad absurdio.
I visited the Mayan exhibit at the Royal BC Museum. It was fascinating. And genuinely mind-blowing. The exhibits at museums of any culture more or less look all the same. Endless stone carvings. There were some carvings of Mayan codices. The entrance to the exhibit looks like Deckards apartment in Blade Runner. Taking pictures at museums is discouraged. If people saw the artifacts online, why go to the museum to see 'em? Once or twice is all right but not lifelong. I'm not an amateur photographer. Photography is tedious.
At the Maya exhibit, I tried on Google high tech VR goggles for the first time. It seemed like I teleported or time traveled, what's the difference to an ancient Mayan village. But I was merely looking at downloaded code. Coincidences is code from the past, omens are code from the future. We are not moving through time because everything is happening at the same time. We are merely accessing code from whatever certain vantage points. Take the glasses of freedom! Those VR glasses were incredible. I felt like I was there. It would be scary if that was on there permanently. A lot of metaphysicists say life is like an Avatar VR glasses type of experience, we are the recipients of downloaded code depending on what dimension were in. No doubt the VR glasses could provide a Doctor Who type time travel/teleportation experience. One minute in a Mayan jungle. The next minute in a STAR WARS. The SW temple of the moon of Yavin scene was filmed at an actual monolithic temple in Guatemala composed of stones hundreds of tons made in ancient times before technology. That's because aliens made that temple. SW knows a thing or two.
The next Star Wars movie might be three and a half hours long. The longest SW movie ever. To wrap up the series. A person could go into anaphylactic shock sitting in theatre for three and a half hours. Steamboat Willie was 8 minutes. Three and a half hours long or 30 Steamboat Willie's long.
Smurfs Village. Monday, May 20, 2019
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Five Year Challenge
My girlfriend and I. Pictures taken on July 10, 2014
Visiting Vancouver. One of these days, I'll visit Vancouver again for one day. The itinerary would be Granville Street Pacific Center Mall, lunch at Hons wonton restaurant. Then visit Granville Island toy store, Smurfs, pick up a souvenir. Walk to Vanier Park. Then visit Vancouver Museum plus Maritime Museum, then Kitsilano beach. Then on the bus to UBC endowment lands park and the museum of anthropology, the war memorial gymnasium. Beautiful geomagnetic energy. Then back to downtown and then leave on the sky train to Bridgeport station, then a few bus stops to Tsawassen to ride the boat back.
I told my sweetness about this and she didn't think it was worth going just for that. Geeky. Tawdry. It's not as if I were going there to get it on with three women. I might move back to Vancouver. Like Thoreau said in the novel Walden, I lived this life long enough and there are so many other world's to live. Or something like that. My girlfriend knows that in this level of society, people come and go. The rooming house travelers hotel lifestyle is one of always being on the move. I don't see any hope for me in this town. Only delusions. There's a good possibility I'm moving back to Vancouver. I think about it every day. Only for a short time. Eventually I want to move back to Thailand. Or there's a possibility I might move to England, UK.
I don't know if I could ever leave my sweetness. A personality is like a diamond with many facets. One facet, move away. Another facet, move here. Another facet, move there. Another facet stay stay with the bay-bay. Or else a personality is like a pie with many slices. One slice, leave. Another slice, stay. Another slice, why not just give up on life altogether? I've given up on life.
My sweetness and me. April 14, 2019
There is the ten year challenge. The best I could do is this five year challenge. Actually, the ten year challenge, is take one picture a year for ten years. Something I read online is, take pictures every once in awhile. In years, decades, yourself and your friends will be happy you did that.
My porn search words are one incentive for suicide. I don't think that I have that good of a grip on life. My porn searches aren't as weird as the ones in the movie Ted, but granny comes up a lot. I'm a lost cause. Because of this I wonder if it would have been better had I died years ago. I give up on life. Kirk out.
Sure, there are people in certain sectors of town that look at even weirder porn but if I'm ever at the point where I'm saying, oh there are worse people, about anything, at that point I'm already past far gone.
Maybe I'm better off dead.
About the granny porn, what did I do today that I didn't do yesterday, or last week, or last month, or last year, or heck, all of last decade and the decade before that? If I'm into older women you'd think that with every passing year, I'm closer to the object of my affection, rather the opposite dynamic would be happening if I was fixated on younger women of a certain age, say 25 to 40. It's not rocket science. I got to save up enough money to go on the European Sex Tour. Go to the off the beaten track places that don't get much tourists. Friendly places. In Canada, women from anywhere are at a premium but when you go to the old country, like my Chinese landlord said, they're a dime a dozen, presumably referring to plentifulness rather than price. When you go overseas, they're exotic to you and you're exotic to them. Or save myself a plane ticket and the hassle of getting a passport and go to Vancouver to a 'massage' parlour and get a h****ob. Those ladies at the massage parlour are premium hotness. Even though I'm into granny porn if I had a green light or hallway pass or carte blanche to get it on with a hot young lady. I'd do it! I may be nearly 50. I may be delusional. But I'm not blind. And I'm not insane. As for the granny porn, I'm pushing 50 for goodness sake. A lot of people would say, "You're nearly 50. If you're not already into granny porn, then why the hell aren't you?!" A lot of men don't connect with women because of typical heterosexual problems such as insolvency, not shyness but not knowing how to deal with uncertain situations. Better to get stronger with what one is certain about than to go out on a limb and venture into uncertainty and waste time as well, other problems are fear of commitment, time and money. Better to use a more natural method and let friendships relationships develop on their own time. Stranger, acquaintance, friend, lover then girlfriend, or girlfriend then lover, new school or old school respectively, and then maybe if a miracle happens, wife. My wife has to be beautiful. Like Liza Minelli said, "Of course she's beautiful. Arthur's not marrying a dog!" That's not Shallow Hal, that's the facts jack. I'm not going to marry the girlfriend I'm with now. Our relationship is for the most part platonic. There are levels of passion in a relationship. It's somewhat more than brief pecks and not at all like Notting Hill, "She French kisses you like she's on death row."
It's not as if I was having unprotected sex with her on the stairwell every other hour.
Anyways I once had a girlfriend once who kissed like that. That was great. What wasn't so great was that she had anorexia. How do you know an anorexic is pregnant? Now she's eating for one. That kind of anorexic. My life is one misadventure, one Miss adventure after another.
I'm thinking of finding another girlfriend, but would I have to move to Vancouver to do that? A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. I won't leave this girlfriend until I find another. Or, like so many people that I see in my dreams who'd say, "You didn't find us. We found you." My next girlfriend will find me. Alive. In fact, more alive than ever.
Anyways, I love my sweetness. She's so good to me. She's sweet and gentle, she's like an angel. I don't say that about just anybody. She's a great lady.
I was going to get a Sony walkman mp3 with fm radio no am radio, 16 gb memory, Sony nwe394 $130. Instead I'm opting for Sony mp3 player, 4 gb memory, $49. Also Sony radio walkman includes am radio too with old school radio dial for $30. That's a $50 savings with am radio thrown in. That's if you like CBC am or else the classical music station or the BBC world service.
Someone said the Sony NWZ-e355 walkman is better.
Alberta wildfires. The Earth is warming. With or without all the factories, industries, dark Satanic Mills, the Earth would still be warming. Every 75,000 years, the Earth goes between ice ages. But that's not the whole story. If there can be an ice age, there can be a desert age. Right. The Earth fluctuates from ice age to more or less normal then back to ice age. That's not how nature works. If nature can go to one extreme, it can go to the other. We are moving to the desert age. Even now on Earth, at all times there is somewhere, a tundra and somewhere else, a desert. That's a microcosm showing what the Earth is capable of macrocosm wise and that the Earth is already half ass ready for that. Sometimes it's Hoth, sometimes it's the moon of Endor and Coruscant mixed and sometimes it's Tatooine. Sometimes it's planet snowball, other times it's planet sandball. The factories and industries with their stacks belching smoke all the time probably doesn't help, though. Mother Earth does her own thing in an inexorable process of climate changes as if Earth is always trying to reinvent herself.
The internet said that rich people contribute more to global warming than poor people. A rich person who owns a factory, 3 cars and goes on 5 vacations a year produces more CFCs into the air than a hundred poor people put together and smokers at that. The world will have rich people as it seems the physics of this dimension itself as well as the limited collective IQ of the human species would only produce rich and poor and never a society where everyone is more or less equally rich. The collective IQ of the human species is limited, otherwise we'd be a Kardashev 3 civilization. Intergalactic travel, baby.
Just as water is a moderator, making hot places cooler and cold places warmer, the ozone layer is a moderator. It's that were in this weird time in the Earth going from ice age to desert age that CFCs punching a hole in the ozone layer makes the Earth hotter. If the Earth was going from desert age to ice age now, it would be claimed that CFCs punching a hole in the ozone layer makes the Earth colder as the ozone layer is then an insulator like a woolen sweater right now the ozone layer is like a wall with a built in air-conditioner.
Again. Theories. With no scientific rank whatsoever. Even a BSc University student writing essays, postulating theories, asking questions has relatively low rank in the scientific world. A professor with a PhD. Someone like that would be majorly in the scientific world. A paid physicist engineer at MIT or JPL, someone like that would be majorly.
I saw a movie with Ryan Reynolds aka Deadpool on the cover. On sale. I bought it. The movie is called The Captive. Subject matter wretched. Matthew, the Ryan Reynolds character must have thought, if I knew this was going to happen to me, I would've stayed single. In the movie, his daughter gets abducted. Years later she is still living in the house of someone who makes sick porn videos on the dark web as a chambermaid. Typical role playing behaviour. There are words I never want to hear in a movie I watch for free, let alone one I paid money for, and one of them is the p word. I think this is a weird twilight zone type of movie with a twisted twist ending. Pick up some DVD movie on sale somewhere. You pays your money and you takes your chances. Buy the ticket, take the ride. Ad absurdio. The Captive is a Police movie which is a semblance of sanity which I think, saves the movie plotline.
I bought the movie without reading the back of it. Plotlines about children being abducted are never a priority for me. Movies like Halle Berry's Kidnapped. I saw Amityville with Ryan Reynolds. The scene where he as George Lutz and his son Billy are chopping wood, "We're friends. We're having fun, right?" That mischievous psychotic Satanic glint in Ryan Reynold's eyes the whole time as he said that struck me as funny. I thought with him with the beard, he looks just like that character in Amityville. Why not?
The director of this movie is Atom Egoyan who directed Madonna's Truth or Dare. Talk about a prolific director who jumps from one subject matter to another one that's completely different.
There is mild, severe, acute, chronic and profound. I suffer from a profound case of delusions of reference. I believe that 100% of the time, all conversations around me that I hear are about me. That's why I wear headphones all the time. One time I was at a line up and a lady walked in with her husband, she said, "If he's trying to get back with Tracy, he's making a poor effort." I thought she was talking about me. Although to get back to someone you would have had to be with them in the first place. I was never with Tracy or a Tracy to begin with. Other people were standing around and they heard the exact same words and I looked at the expressions on their faces. No paranoia. Nothing. They must be superhuman to be like that. 100% of the time. Just like MrE who did his transvestigations and concluded that 100% of the actresses in Hollywood are male to female transgenders.
"The jaw never lies." MrE
Comments on this subject I've read include, "I heard a few are, but 100%? Wtf!" "The title is People who were born boys and are now women is wrong. It should be people people who were born boys and are now men." Just like Ted the teddy bear said, "There's no such thing as chicks with dicks. There are only guys with tits."
100% what the fuck!
Mr E finally got kicked off YouTube. He did a video entitled European Trannies On Ice, referring to Ice Capades or something like that, but on ice is a code phrase for being dead. And that was too much for even YouTube who otherwise has videos of guys having gratuitous sex with old women and videos that teach anyone who watches it about Orie Chef.
A cyborg beetle. The future is here. The Terminator. RoboCop. You can order a roboroach kit from bakyardbrains dot com and make your own cybernetic cockroach for $160 US.
